SCPF Antimemetics Division

im not gonna delete this acc but i am most likely no longer going to be posting here (or on twitter at all) due to life stuff. thank you all for watching have a good day

@RamnorH they beating ur ass in the qrts

The general feel of early SCP was a nameless, faceless and careless organization that was hellbrnt on studying and cataloguing anomalies. Now its Quirky Chungus HQ. Need i remind everyone the superwholock, tumblr obsessed Super Space Ship that killed everyone it disliked?

@vamoopyALT please I need this so bad

i made a banhammer

peak

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@Whisgoon Dr. Bright is not allowed to be in 50 feet of the SCP foundation

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@Valentines6924 @MerricUwU Sorry dude

@MerricUwU WHERE IS THE SCP THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT US AHHHHHH

The end is near :3c

@omgitsOwlGirl @_space_punk_ what is with the capitalization You have going on

@_space_punk_ it's not amazing when all the information is available. if this story even happened at all, then what You present makes it pretty clear how it all shook out: You think You are scary, but really You are beneath consideration. don't be offended. learn to use it.

When I was in high school, people would shout insults at me from passing cars as I walked down the road a lot. Once I was walking home from Taco Bell with my bf and some minivan full of guys yelled a homophobic slur at us (???) and so without thinking, I hurled my bean burrito at the van, which then did a u turn, and drove up to us. The guys piled out and started threatening to fight us and I was like lol do it you wont (god I was insane as a teenager) and they...kind of bitched out I guess cause they only wanted to threaten us and not actual violence and it didn't work(???), got back in the van, and left. When I got back home, I emailed Taco Bell about how I lost my bean burrito in a hate crime and could they please send me a coupon for a new bean burrito? They did not respond.

@frescoyseco ¡qntm es un gran autor! Recomiendo sus otros cuentos qntm.org

He leído algo que me ha estimulado mucho el intelecto al tiempo que satisfacía mis gustos de género más exquisitos. Lanzó aquí una breve reseña por si alguien quiere leer algo… *distinto* y se atreve con “There is no antimemetics division”. @AntimemeticsDiv

It's been a while.

:3

@_devalopr @yandhiisntreal i routinely use floppy and ZIP disks. both are good. It's a 6 inch cube what are you expecting

@yandhiisntreal There's absolutely no reason to use USB A in 2025. USB C is FAR better. Do you use floppy disks as well? It doesn't come with a wireless type C adapter, so your "more ports better" argument doesn't apply here

I hate when Mac users suggest things

@TE10KASANE LMMS RAAAHHHHH

the o in BIRDBRAIN stands for ORCHESTRAL COVER #JamiePhanart (i guess????)

@SCPConfession We also operate several glue factories!

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New SCP Foundation short film from the team behind the There Is No Antimemetics Division miniseries premiering in 10 minutes JOIN THE PREMIERE HERE: youtu.be/fi9JNsPLIEc?si…

11 November 2025