KakiraKambushi

Bwakedea?

I am working on presumption that everyone had enough sleep last night! If you did not, that’s on you!

These people are pathetic.....

Like seriously....why?

After swearing in as MP of the 12th Parliament, I handed over the official vehicles, security detail, and office keys of the Leader of the Opposition to the Director-LOP’s Office to forward the same to the Clerk’s Office. This marks the end of my tenure as Leader of the Opposition of the 11th Parliament.

@JoelSsenyonyi Why am I feeling sad yet I know you reach is beyond the sky.... Must be the cognitive dissonance...... Well in Mr Honorable well in🫡🫡

Maximum respect…

Uganda has taken 3 full days to swear in newly elected MPs. They have 556 MPs in total for a population of 50M. The current chamber can only hold a maximum of 180 MPs. The level of stupidity in Africa is astronomical

Very "ratchety"

The United States should stop propping up dictator @KagutaMuseveni and funding repression in Uganda, and should ditch the corrupt and repressive dictator and stand with the oppressed people of Uganda. @StateDept @realDonaldTrump @SecRubio @VP @USTreasury @CNNAfrica @VOAAfrica @UNHumanRights @USAmbUganda @PeteHegseth @BarackObama @WhiteHouse @SenateForeign @nytimes @VOANews @amnestyusa @SenatorShaheen @SenatorBooker @SenatorRisch @BillClinton @hrw @amnesty @USEmbassyUganda @USAinUK @SecScottBessent @DeptofWar @washingtonpost @AfricaMediaHub @US_SrAdvisorAF

Xi Jinping called the U.S. a “declining nation” straight to the President’s face… wow

@ChrisOchen1 @AnitahAmong Eefin shyt..... U must be a beneficiary of her shenanigans

I don’t understand why people are celebrating @AnitahAmong ’s downfall. From my personal experience, she has a big heart, she’s genuinely caring, and she delivers results fast without unnecessary bureaucracy. I’ll stand by her and support her fully, whatever it costs.” @SabitiJoseph @Mapenduzi_Ojara @Parliament_Ug

The difference between .... 🚫Chinese President: "The world is at a turning point. Can the US and China create a new model of relations to jointly address these global challenges?" 🚫US President: "The number of Chinese restaurants in America has exceeded the number of restaurants of the five largest US fast-food chains. This is a loud statement!" Today, the world has witnessed the collapse of America.

This is King Zale abducted from Kamwokya in broad daylight light. The month of May is dedicated to Mother Mary , we continue to pray and demand for his release.

The @URAuganda Commissioner General has been a false witness before a court of law in the past. Recall the Kizza Beaigye tape case? It is therefore unsurprising that there may be doubters about his claims regarding his Rolls-Royce tax bill. We can settle that right away, Mr. Commissioner. Make the tax liability payment schedule public. What is the period of payment for the UGX 1.2 bn tax liability? Who are the exporters and importers of the now-controversial vehicle? Only transparency can save your and the institution’s reputation. An opaque system only perpetuates the doubts many have about you and the institution, especially after the $10 million consignment/pallates you brushed aside without any transparency.

"Make sure those baganda don't get the numbers" The BAGANDA.

"If you cannot call wrong as wrong, you're at the last stage of slavery". - Che Guevara

Even those who jeered at us in 2024 as agents of imperialists during the Parliament Exhibition are now out analysing and condemning her corruption! It is not that they’ve finally established the truth, it is because it is now convenient.

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere." Farmer: "Where did they get it?" Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere." Activist: "From... eating?" Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it." Activist: "The soil?" Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from." Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere." Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it." Activist: "Then just don't have the cow." Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle." Activist: "It's not that simple." Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

Jazz and learn from Teacher Nambooze