🗝🍋‍🟩🥧 Jeni

This is the hot new looks for the fall, according to Target #teamfreewill

@MsSarahSimons I'm so very sorry for your loss. 🫂

My dad died yesterday morning. I was with him, holding his hand and telling him I love him. My favourite memories of him are all with Tom. He was a brilliant grandad. ❤️

@ArkadiaCoast @esfemboy I had some random stranger try to talk to me about this waiting for an oil change one time. I told him he was f'ing stupid if he believed that and he went back outside to smoke until his car was done and left me in peace

@esfemboy idk what to say to these people😭

literally how is this real

@HowIMineFish @allenanalysis I'm surprised CPS doesn't step in when a kid is this seriously ill and the parents are making a decision to not even try to let them get life saving treatment

@allenanalysis We'll all remember that your moral position is "hold children hostage a to the point of death as a political statement against their relatives".

🚨 BREAKING: Cincinnati Children’s Hospital denies VP J.D. Vance’s 12-year-old relative a heart transplant because she isn’t vaccinated against COVID-19, per NYP. So let’s get this straight—Vance spent years screaming about vaccine mandates, but now his own family is facing the very real consequences of ignoring medical guidelines? Turns out, anti-science rhetoric doesn’t hold up when it’s your loved one on the operating table.

@catgirl4romney @KyleClark That is also a 'DEI thing' and many of the attacks on 'DEI things' have in fact involved dismantling things for the disabled

@KyleClark Anyone who’s been to the inclusive playground at Stanley Marketplace and seen a child in a wheelchair get to swing with the other kids will change their minds about this being some DEI thing. I saw an adult using it who said how different her childhood would have been with one ☹️

Hi Michael. I understand the trendiness of being “anti-woke” but trashing inclusive playgrounds is just cruel. They’re designed so kids who use wheelchairs and other mobility devices can play together with their friends.

@Devildogg3100 @Jill_N_Noble @DoomScroling This has nothing to do with whether anyone gets any money. If either party no longer wishes to be married, they should be allowed to get away. Forcing people to stay married because one of them still wants it is barbaric.

@Key_Lime_Pie @Jill_N_Noble @DoomScroling If BOTH parties say that is the case sure, but the shit of women being ablr to file unilaterally and get a huge payday needs to stop.

Indiana lawmakers have proposed HB 1684, a bill which make getting a divorce more difficult in the state. The bill outlines that, if passed, those seeking divorce who have children would have to present a witness to testify as to the "irretrievable breakdown of the marriage" OR the person seeking the divorce must "show cause" as to why the divorce should be granted. No one should ever be forced to stay in a marriage for any reason. This is yet another attempt by the gop to limit the rights of Americans.

@TrussMe96 @0gBays @ahouse4all @foreverimbetter Yup, that's what I did.

@0gBays @ahouse4all @foreverimbetter Even white people flee some small inbetweener towns because they are too racist. Give it a rest.

How do you expect them to find homes when there aren’t jobs in these towns?

@TamCam75811292 @DoomScroling Mind your own marriage status and let other people mind theirs

@DoomScroling Good. People need to take marriage more serious.

@Jill_N_Noble @DoomScroling So what if it does? Why would that not be enough of a reason in and of itself?

@DoomScroling I'm guessing this would only apply to couples who list irretrievable breakdown of the marriage as the sole reason for the divorce?

@iamjadebrieanne @DoomScroling Clearly they're asking for it

@DoomScroling Rat poison sales are about to skyrocket.

@IrishPatri0t We're right back in a circle to when Trump made fun of that one guy early in his first campaign, and somehow that was not gross enough behavior to his followers to end it then and there.

I'm sorry but calling somebody with Cerebral Palsy "the woke final boss" is just you being a straight up asshole

@Uber Like what is the point of making a big deal that we can track their ride and everything but you won't let us do something as simple as message the driver?

Hey @Uber why is it that I can't contact the driver for a trip that my teenager took? I just want to arrange to get a lost item back, but it keeps telling me that my phone isn't connected to my account.

@Coelacanthwish @_AlexHirsch You should post pics of the cookies if u made them

@_AlexHirsch I HAVE TIME TO BAKE COOKIES NOW!!! I SHOULD MAKE THEM TRIANGLES

🚨 UPDATE! The start time has been now nudged to 6:00 PM PST to allow for all our ✨ surprises✨ See you soon!!!

@ask_aubry I don't even understand what he's saying. Lady is driving, man in the passenger seat, but somehow the man slams on the brakes, and then... does something with his arm?

He really thinks he is clever here imply only men throw out the protective arm. 🙄

@NotHoodlum In an unrelated note, I heard that warm topcoats are super unflattering this season, especially in conjunction with a toupee and lots of bronzer.

Just thinking about William Henry Harrison for some reason today. He developed pneumonia from his inauguration, fell ill, and died 31 days later.

@carolinerenard_ Ubers were $5 and your driver was driving 14 hours a day and living in his car. 😐

Ubers were $5. Chipotle was $7. Rent was affordable in LA. Buzzfeed and the likes were thriving. You could still find concert tickets for under $100. People didn’t turn woke and DEI into a slur. Twitter was fun. And now… and now… sigh.

@castielophile Yeah I got wings, like kotex

@SWENGDAD We have a problem with unnecessary c-sections being pushed on women, and the need for them being caused by bad medical practices. But this is... not that.

@couchsecurity @Kramaramb @SWENGDAD Wait till you hear about what pushing a baby through a vagina can potentially do.

@Kramaramb @SWENGDAD Cope

@_AlexHirsch @kristenschaaled @JasonRitter Well, I guess it's time to either learn how Twitch works or force my teenagers to do it for me.

GET READY FOLKS- TOMORROW me & my pals will draw YOUR sick requests LIVE to raise money for the LA WILDFIRES at twitch.tv/AaalexHirsch. You don’t wanna miss this one! #AlexNPalsCharity