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Hey, you. Yes, YOU. Stop following me. I mean it. I have pepper spray in my bag.

@chucktodd So glad your corporate overlords are pleased. 🙄

These confirmation hearings may just save cable TV for the short term.

@Angry_Staffer Does the DOJ have some break glass in case of emergency indictment should it look like the Trump/Johnson “secret” plays out like Elie Mystal says?

Alright folks, here we go! Ask me anything, 30ish mins, gogo!

@alabamaspimp @allenanalysis Not even their top story…

@allenanalysis The Daily Beast posted a one minute snippet. Where’s the other 99 Hours and 59 minutes of recordings?

BREAKING: The October Surprise is here! The Daily Beast just dropped over 100 hours of Jeffrey Epstein recordings where he talks about his relationship with Trump and spills inside info on the Trump White House. This is massive. 🔥 Michael Wolff, who chronicled Trump’s time in office, has released a recording of Epstein—who died in 2019—detailing Trump’s White House team.

@ChefReactions She can't even figure out how to place a lemon in that completely unnecessary juicer.

@cmclymer Block, delete, and report as junk. Every time. Suffer no fools gladly.

Colleagues, I’m not trying to be rude, I promise, but please stop doing this. It is not helping. It is hurting. Whatever engagement you get from texts like these is far outweighed by voters being repulsed. I say again: please stop doing this.

HOLD. TRUMP. TO. THE. DEMENTIA. STANDARD. YOU. ALL. SET. FOR. BIDEN. @CNN @MSNBC @FoxNews @politico @CBSNews @abcnews @NBCNews

@RepMikeCollins Please stop wasting our money and do your f***ing job.

Gm.

@RepClayHiggins Think this was meant for your burner account. But good to know. I prefer when people are upfront about how much of an actual POS they are.

@Angry_Staffer It’s straight up election interference. Bet you a scotch she’s a well-paid foreign agent.

This is dangerous, it’s shortsighted, and it’s flat-out wrong. It’s also proof that the “you want my vote? Replace Biden.” line of attack was always bullshit. Now they’re supposedly voting for Jill Stein. 🙄

@lauferlaw And stop skipping leg day.

I respectfully request Tom Fitton to stop shopping at BabyGap.

@RonFilipkowski Tom, Tell me you skip leg day without telling me you skip leg day.

Tom Fitton says his preliminary investigation reveals that DEI at the Secret Service was the cause of the Trump rally shooting.

@jadler1969 Do any of the people who paid her husband consulting fees have a vested interest in any of the cases before the Supreme Court?

It's interesting that Senator Whitehouse cares about whether some justices amend prior disclosures, but not others, and that his concerns dont correlate with the degree of alleged violation. 🤔

@spaethon @JoeGamaldi The fuck it is. Tell that to Uvalde. Or Parkland. Or Apalachee. Glad we’re at least holding the ‘polite’ parents responsible now since our laws aren’t stopping shit.

@JoeGamaldi An armed society is a polite society.

Horrific news for law enforcement… As of today…there have now been over 260 police officers shot in America in 2024. We have just seen 7 officers shot over the last 72 hours. The War on Cops is an embarrassment to our nation and a stain on our society. And to add insult to injury, there hasn’t been a peep from the @joebiden @kamalaharris administration condemning this historic violence. Their silence is deafening. #fopstrong #waroncops #officershot #backtheblue #backthebadge

@BobPriceBBTX @GLFOP @CommunityNotes

Cop Shot in U.S. Every 22 Hours This Year, Huge Increase During Biden-Harris Era, Says Police Union breitbart.com/border/2024/09…

@Uvoteourfuture @BobPriceBBTX @CommunityNotes

There was an increase in officer deaths in 2021 compared to 2020; however, 2022 was less than 2020 and 2023 was the lowest level of officer deaths since 1959. Currently 2024 is on tract to be only 1% higher than 2023 which would make both 2022 & 2023 the lowest since 1959. nleomf.org/memorial/facts… nleomf.org/memorial/facts…

@RepJackKimble @KellyScaletta Jesus wept.

@KellyScaletta Or, like Jesus, maybe he's not bound by the old laws because he is here to sign a new covenant with us.

Whether it's just shoving Security Guards out of the way, playing song he doesn't have the right to, finger-raping women in the dressing room, not paying his taxes, committing bank fraud, stealing national security documents, or slandering innocent people in his way, Trump proceeds through life with a disregard for law that should bar him from any public office. But his supporters not only reward it, they applaud it.

@LaCivitaC @SecArmy Was your account hacked?

Reposting this hoping to trigger the hacks at @SecArmy

@KellyScaletta Peppers are insidious. They infect everything they touch.

Name a pizza topping that is dealbreaker for you. Me: Bell peppers

I love tea. Tea is joy. I could never understand the way people feel about coffee because coffee hit so hard. But tea. Tea. TEA!!!!

@benshapiro “LIES”. Oh, you care about lies now? I can’t even with the fucking hypocrisy-cry harder.

The strategy is to pretend that Kamala Harris has never existed until this very moment. That the Biden-HARRIS administration was never a thing. That she somehow was handed the nomination without a single vote WITHOUT owning Biden's record. The audacity of LIES.