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@DudePerfect @Raiders Not funny, give @lilsamsquanch66 credit !!!!

The @Raiders have officially selected Tyler Toney with the #1 overall pick. #NFLDraft

@OhioTate @StoolAfterDark Creative idea! 80% very hard once you get to frame 7

Tomorrow on @StoolAfterDark We are streaming live from the Bowling Alley until we roll a Perfect Game 12 Barstool employees. 12 Strikes in a row needed. No one can go twice. The bowling alley is staying open overnight for us. We are there until we roll a 300

@Jason @JoeSquawk Rare Jcal W … stop looking backwards and blaming each other. Let’s work together and move forward. A lot of special things are occurring in the world! ❤️ stop the blame game & play game America first, be the most Pro USA & do what’s best for USA

.@JoeSquawk, it's 2026… You gotta stop blaming Biden and accept that President Trump now has to own his track record and account for his campaign promises. Inflation is up, not down GDP has been revised down Unemployment has ticked up He started a war in the Middle East Tariffs were executed poorly and overturned by the SC — that Trump placed three members of! ICE and Bondi’s lawfare were complete disasters that resulted in firings Trump’s approval is at an all-time low. He's made a lot of mistakes, just like Biden. Just call balls and strikes!

@morganb List with realtor & OPEN, Co-listing, that way when a buyer comes, you can do the mortgage & everything for that buyer on OPEN platform & if that buyer needs to sell before buying OPEN can purchase that home. @nejatian @Opendoor

@morganb How does Opendoor scale with such large volumes with ibuying? Or is the goal open do a small transaction of ibuyers BUT a huge volume in attach rates mortgage/title/insurance & sell that software? Maybe partner with realtors to be listed with realtor & OPEN, to grab the buyer?

Opendoor exists to deliver the American Dream. We are a software company. The homes are real and the transactions are real, but our leverage comes from engineers writing code and machines that price assets more accurately than humans, that compress months of back-and-forth into days, that handle the routine so people can handle the irreplaceable. We want buying or selling a home with Opendoor to feel the way it should. One offer. One mortgage. One timeline. One close. No PhD in real estate, no strangers on Sunday, no months of not knowing. That's the product roadmap we're building against now. Someone today got an offer on their terms and moved on their timeline. Not when a buyer happened to appear, but when they were ready. That's the whole point. That's what all of this is for. This isn't just about selling. The same friction makes buying hard and financing harder still. We're building across all of it. Not patching an old process, but rebuilding it from the ground up to be the way it always should have been. Simple, fast, and unencumbered, so the hassle is never the reason someone can't move forward.

@MichaelDell Yes!! ❤️🤍💙

Dear America 👶❤️🤍💙🇺🇸

@MichaelDell @AndrewYang Keep it up Mr Dell! The future is so bright for any kid under 5 right now once they get their account! It’s the most beautiful way for the very wealthy to directly help the next generation prosper ❤️🤍💙

True. Thanks @AndrewYang 👶❤️🤍💙🇺🇸

@stoolsalesguy SKELL

Stand by #nadu

@stoolpresidente @RepoleStable Size 11

1st @RepoleStable pick. Chalk city. Race  7  Easy Decision

@Frog0fFinance @nejatian Agents suggest a commission % and sellers decide. The bank doesn’t suggest what fees it’ll waive for you…

@Notnotaburner2 @nejatian It’ll start with reduced real estate commission before it actually touches the mortgage industry.

We’ve rate locked 4.99% mortgage on Opendoor homes for buyers. The product is in beta still. We have a lot to learn. Going well. Very early days.

@nejatian Love this Kaz! As a real estate agent myself. I know there are so many factors that AI will fix & bring down the cost of the American dream. Watching you push the limits of special to watch! Continue to document it all :)

And obviously we are not promising 4.99% rates forever or to everyone. Again, we are early. But we are committed to solving this for American homeowners.

@Cappy_Nate @harleyf @tobi ^TDS & @MarkJCarney saying there’s a new world order & Canada will “lead” very inspiring & powerful

@Notnotaburner2 @harleyf @tobi Threatening to conquer someone's country isn't some minor squabble.

A great moment to build on. The best strategy forward for Canada has always been, and will always be: Win by helping America win.

@harleyf @tobi OG bffs will always have stupid disagreements throughout the years but they know they’re stronger together vs going separate ways.

@tobi Perfectly put. Our countries need to go back to being OG bffs.

@jgebbia @gabrielvaldivia @ndstudio @americabydesign Joe, thank you for all you do! Continue to do these interviews. It’s giving us a rare insight to how outdated the US Govt systems are. No social media platform should have better tech vs the US govt. Without US Govt there is no social media companies. Let’s rebuild the tech ❤️

@gabrielvaldivia @ndstudio Gabe you are a key contributor to the America by Design movement @americabydesign. Grateful to work with you!

I’ve been working with @jgebbia and the @ndstudio on the retirement project mentioned in this episode. The team is just getting started (an unusual kind of early-stage work) and have ambitious plans to improve the way people interact with the American government. The opportunity for design to make a positive impact is enormous.

@outttoforderrr @FeitsBarstool @BarstoolGruden @EddieBarstool @BarstoolBigCat Gruden>

The Gruden Method.

@_willcompton Got that same cup… 0 days in the league

Quick update because I know all of the dads of PT6 are checking their perimeters Snow is falling Generator in tact Stay salty out there

@ohiotate @BizNasty2point0 @BizNasty2point0 please fix this now!!!

Danny Boy Cane DM’d @BizNasty2point0 for his kale chicken caesar salad recipe a week ago, but he has not heard back from Biz.

@ohiotate This has to be an NIL deal!!!!

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Danny Boy Cane has changed into his game attire. I can confirm that he is wearing his Big Game Shoes that he has had since the 90s.

@DanielCane1970 @ohiotate Are the tickets on the phone yet??? May need to put tickets on the phone today, could be risky waiting until tomorrow

@ohiotate I should be good to go tomorrow

My flight to Miami has now been delayed twice Prayers up that @DanielCane1970 gets off the ground in Baltimore tomorrow on time 🙏🏼

@amitisinvesting @a16z Very cool! You deserve it!

small life update! i’ve joined Andreessen Horowitz’s @a16z venture scout program! they are essentially letting me manage a little bit of money to write checks into startups. super grateful for the opportunity and excited to begin my angel investing career with the institutional backing of a firm as storied as Andreessen Horowitz (early into facebook, twitter, airbnb, lyft, slack, coinbase and many more) big thank you to @dhaber for the connection and opportunity i’ve had a little success with investing in public equities, I have no idea if any of those skills could translate to the private markets. investing at pre-seed/seed requires a different paradigm as there are no numbers, financials, track-record, and quite frankly there may not even be a product – it really is a bet on the founder and their vision. having said that, if you are building something really cool and raising money, I’d love to hear about it. please email amit@akcomms.com. you can include anything you have whether that is a deck, one pager, etc. i’ve also built out a website that anyone can read to get a sense of how i think of investing in general and the 5 startups I’ve invested in over the past year (one has 20x’ed, one has 10x’ed, the other 3 just finished their seed round last month) no clue if I will be good at this but I appreciate a16z for the opportunity and hopefully we can try to find the next uber or robinhood being built in the early days – excited to see any pitches and please don’t hesitate to reach out! angel investing philosophy below!