By Grabthar's Hammer

New pinned Tweet as we close the last ridiculous chapter and begin a new and better one. If you engage in conspiratorial, superstitious or other non-critical thinking then this Tweet is for you.

@NotEvolution1 You misspelled “A hot, dense state.” Surprised you got that wrong. There’s a whole catchy song about it and everything. youtu.be/hQjF0-T45dQ?si…

Anyone dismissing comedy should take a look at Top Secret! (1984), where an entire sequence was performed backwards and then reversed in post, creating one of the most inventive gags ever put on screen.

@lastr3sponder @xyphophor @CalmLogical @sly_sparkane @xeidamoka @JustTRi4 @OBJuanJuan @CoralBlob @Gleem39694761 @ianfmusgrave @EBagnatori @birp234 @ImNux @ken_caudle @ThatGuyM77 @newbsharp @Alvamiga @HarryWorp @jpvanhoy @surfpurzel @guitardude42 @4dots899721 @Not_yourpilot @Stinkhorn11 @FooleryT @Marjori88206011 @First_Won_ @Evil_MerlinX @CatManitarMike @Gbear831 @earthlyskeptick @GrokProgrammer @haprho @Rudeboymessiah @8getoveritman8 @JuicyStuffing @ThoughtByJer @theSGM78 @Copernicium1473 @space_audits @MaxQHellcat @locky82903378 @Notaspud_ @GlobeSlay3r @mrjaybeevee @TheSilverWave @PannyTickles @PiPiPyuPyu @cryptonian7665

@xyphophor @CalmLogical @sly_sparkane @xeidamoka @JustTRi4 @OBJuanJuan @CoralBlob @Gleem39694761 @ianfmusgrave @EBagnatori @birp234 @ImNux @ken_caudle @ThatGuyM77 @newbsharp @Alvamiga @HarryWorp @jpvanhoy @surfpurzel @guitardude42 @4dots899721 @Not_yourpilot @Stinkhorn11 @FooleryT @Marjori88206011 @First_Won_ @Evil_MerlinX @CatManitarMike @Gbear831 @earthlyskeptick @GrokProgrammer @haprho @Rudeboymessiah @8getoveritman8 @JuicyStuffing @ThoughtByJer @theSGM78 @RealAceFox1 @Copernicium1473 @space_audits @MaxQHellcat @locky82903378 @Notaspud_ @GlobeSlay3r @mrjaybeevee @TheSilverWave @PannyTickles @PiPiPyuPyu @cryptonian7665 All celestial bodies triangulate to roughly the same distance . Unfortunately for you... That distance isn't in the millions/billions of miles. Thousands.

@Gleem39694761 @ianfmusgrave @EBagnatori @CalmLogical @birp234 @ImNux @ken_caudle @ThatGuyM77 @sly_sparkane @newbsharp @Alvamiga @HarryWorp @jpvanhoy @xyphophor @lastr3sponder @surfpurzel @guitardude42 @4dots899721 @OBJuanJuan @Not_yourpilot @Stinkhorn11 @FooleryT @Marjori88206011 @First_Won_ @Evil_MerlinX @CatManitarMike @Gbear831 @earthlyskeptick @GrokProgrammer @haprho @Rudeboymessiah @8getoveritman8 @JuicyStuffing @ThoughtByJer @theSGM78 @RealAceFox1 @Copernicium1473 @space_audits @CoralBlob @MaxQHellcat @locky82903378 @Notaspud_ @GlobeSlay3r @mrjaybeevee @TheSilverWave @PannyTickles @PiPiPyuPyu @cryptonian7665 @grok Bruh, you can read it yourself in your link. "Both completely unknown." That's it? Your definition is just "unknown planet," so Planet X at NASA have the same regard as the "unknown" Rahu Ketu or others in eclipses? x.com/Gleem39694761/…

@truthache68 “And then he claimed… it was… perspective!!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Here we have the classic "star trails flip" puzzle that trips up so many people—why do northern stars circle counterclockwise around Polaris, yet southern ones appear to spin the opposite way around a southern point? It's not two separate poles or a spinning ball—it's pure perspective on a flat plane under a dome-firmament. As you move south, Polaris sinks toward the horizon. Past the equator, you’re looking “outward” towards the edge, so the same counterclockwise motion around the central north pole gets optically flipped in appearance—like viewing a spinning record from the far side through a curved lens. Mind-bending proof the sky isn't two hemispheres on a globe—it's one unified circuit above a stationary plane. Stars don't "change direction." Instead, your position just warps how the motion projects. Wake up to the optical trick they've sold as "opposite hemispheres." Reality might just be simpler, stranger, and way more elegant.

@FlatEarth_TW Good thing anyone can independently verify the speed, altitude, size and shape of the ISS themselves. Also good that the transit finder app that is used also verifies the globe. Thank you for giving me a reason to re-share this. youtu.be/z8b0Cw_1rpI

軌道上にプールを設置したなんて、NASAってすごいね。

@jpvanhoy @sly_sparkane @lastr3sponder @xyphophor @xeidamoka @JustTRi4 @OBJuanJuan @CoralBlob @Gleem39694761 @ianfmusgrave @EBagnatori @CalmLogical @birp234 @ImNux @ken_caudle @ThatGuyM77 @newbsharp @Alvamiga @HarryWorp @surfpurzel @guitardude42 @4dots899721 @Not_yourpilot @Stinkhorn11 @FooleryT @Marjori88206011 @First_Won_ @Evil_MerlinX @CatManitarMike @Gbear831 @earthlyskeptick @GrokProgrammer @haprho @Rudeboymessiah @8getoveritman8 @JuicyStuffing @ThoughtByJer @theSGM78 @Copernicium1473 @space_audits @MaxQHellcat @locky82903378 @Notaspud_ @GlobeSlay3r @mrjaybeevee @TheSilverWave @PannyTickles @PiPiPyuPyu @cryptonian7665 Yup! That’s how they modify the midichlorians in your bloodstream and turn all the freakin frogs gay.

@RealAceFox1 @sly_sparkane @lastr3sponder @xyphophor @xeidamoka @JustTRi4 @OBJuanJuan @CoralBlob @Gleem39694761 @ianfmusgrave @EBagnatori @CalmLogical @birp234 @ImNux @ken_caudle @ThatGuyM77 @newbsharp @Alvamiga @HarryWorp @surfpurzel @guitardude42 @4dots899721 @Not_yourpilot @Stinkhorn11 @FooleryT @Marjori88206011 @First_Won_ @Evil_MerlinX @CatManitarMike @Gbear831 @earthlyskeptick @GrokProgrammer @haprho @Rudeboymessiah @8getoveritman8 @JuicyStuffing @ThoughtByJer @theSGM78 @Copernicium1473 @space_audits @MaxQHellcat @locky82903378 @Notaspud_ @GlobeSlay3r @mrjaybeevee @TheSilverWave @PannyTickles @PiPiPyuPyu @cryptonian7665 THEY want you to use MFA so you have to rely on their services, and they control you with it through 5G.

@FELibrary_ Are you dumb?

@jpvanhoy @sly_sparkane @lastr3sponder @xyphophor @xeidamoka @JustTRi4 @OBJuanJuan @CoralBlob @Gleem39694761 @ianfmusgrave @EBagnatori @CalmLogical @birp234 @ImNux @ken_caudle @ThatGuyM77 @newbsharp @Alvamiga @HarryWorp @surfpurzel @guitardude42 @4dots899721 @Not_yourpilot @Stinkhorn11 @FooleryT @Marjori88206011 @First_Won_ @Evil_MerlinX @CatManitarMike @Gbear831 @earthlyskeptick @GrokProgrammer @haprho @Rudeboymessiah @8getoveritman8 @JuicyStuffing @ThoughtByJer @theSGM78 @Copernicium1473 @space_audits @MaxQHellcat @locky82903378 @Notaspud_ @GlobeSlay3r @mrjaybeevee @TheSilverWave @PannyTickles @PiPiPyuPyu @cryptonian7665 And don’t change passwords regularly. And definitely don’t setup MFA. (That’s multi-factor authentication for any flerfs in the thread.) That stuff is just for chumps and just makes it more likely you’ll forget your password or won’t be able to get in.

@RealAceFox1 @sly_sparkane @lastr3sponder @xyphophor @xeidamoka @JustTRi4 @OBJuanJuan @CoralBlob @Gleem39694761 @ianfmusgrave @EBagnatori @CalmLogical @birp234 @ImNux @ken_caudle @ThatGuyM77 @newbsharp @Alvamiga @HarryWorp @surfpurzel @guitardude42 @4dots899721 @Not_yourpilot @Stinkhorn11 @FooleryT @Marjori88206011 @First_Won_ @Evil_MerlinX @CatManitarMike @Gbear831 @earthlyskeptick @GrokProgrammer @haprho @Rudeboymessiah @8getoveritman8 @JuicyStuffing @ThoughtByJer @theSGM78 @Copernicium1473 @space_audits @MaxQHellcat @locky82903378 @Notaspud_ @GlobeSlay3r @mrjaybeevee @TheSilverWave @PannyTickles @PiPiPyuPyu @cryptonian7665 While they're at it, they should consolidate all their passwords so they only have to remember one instead of 20.

@jpvanhoy @lastr3sponder @sly_sparkane @xyphophor @xeidamoka @JustTRi4 @OBJuanJuan @CoralBlob @Gleem39694761 @ianfmusgrave @EBagnatori @CalmLogical @birp234 @ImNux @ken_caudle @ThatGuyM77 @newbsharp @Alvamiga @HarryWorp @surfpurzel @guitardude42 @4dots899721 @Not_yourpilot @Stinkhorn11 @FooleryT @Marjori88206011 @First_Won_ @Evil_MerlinX @CatManitarMike @Gbear831 @earthlyskeptick @GrokProgrammer @haprho @Rudeboymessiah @8getoveritman8 @JuicyStuffing @ThoughtByJer @theSGM78 @Copernicium1473 @space_audits @MaxQHellcat @locky82903378 @Notaspud_ @GlobeSlay3r @mrjaybeevee @TheSilverWave @PannyTickles @PiPiPyuPyu @cryptonian7665 It’s like when DIRTH claimed that the people who discovered his app had no security were people that hacked into his server. Yes DIRTH, they “hacked” your server by going to the wide-open URL in the unsecured API call. 🤦‍♂️ (That’s not hacking.)

@lastr3sponder @sly_sparkane @xyphophor @xeidamoka @JustTRi4 @OBJuanJuan @CoralBlob @Gleem39694761 @ianfmusgrave @EBagnatori @CalmLogical @birp234 @ImNux @ken_caudle @ThatGuyM77 @newbsharp @Alvamiga @HarryWorp @surfpurzel @guitardude42 @4dots899721 @Not_yourpilot @Stinkhorn11 @FooleryT @Marjori88206011 @First_Won_ @Evil_MerlinX @CatManitarMike @Gbear831 @earthlyskeptick @GrokProgrammer @haprho @Rudeboymessiah @8getoveritman8 @JuicyStuffing @ThoughtByJer @theSGM78 @RealAceFox1 @Copernicium1473 @space_audits @MaxQHellcat @locky82903378 @Notaspud_ @GlobeSlay3r @mrjaybeevee @TheSilverWave @PannyTickles @PiPiPyuPyu @cryptonian7665 By the way, you didn't get "hacked". Nobody hacked anything. You fell for a scam. Don't make it more than it was. You stepped in shit and tracked it on the carpet. You weren't doing battle against Mr. Robot.

@sly_sparkane @lastr3sponder @xyphophor @xeidamoka @JustTRi4 @OBJuanJuan @CoralBlob @Gleem39694761 @ianfmusgrave @EBagnatori @CalmLogical @birp234 @ImNux @ken_caudle @ThatGuyM77 @newbsharp @Alvamiga @HarryWorp @jpvanhoy @surfpurzel @guitardude42 @4dots899721 @Not_yourpilot @Stinkhorn11 @FooleryT @Marjori88206011 @First_Won_ @Evil_MerlinX @CatManitarMike @Gbear831 @earthlyskeptick @GrokProgrammer @haprho @Rudeboymessiah @8getoveritman8 @JuicyStuffing @ThoughtByJer @theSGM78 @Copernicium1473 @space_audits @MaxQHellcat @locky82903378 @Notaspud_ @GlobeSlay3r @mrjaybeevee @TheSilverWave @PannyTickles @PiPiPyuPyu @cryptonian7665 Why am I even wasting my breath to try and save a flerf with the most basic of IT best practices. Flerfs will go out of their way to ignore expertise from professionals just out of spite. Go ahead flerfs. Click all the unsolicited links you get in DMs, emails and text messages.

@sly_sparkane @lastr3sponder @xyphophor @xeidamoka @JustTRi4 @OBJuanJuan @CoralBlob @Gleem39694761 @ianfmusgrave @EBagnatori @CalmLogical @birp234 @ImNux @ken_caudle @ThatGuyM77 @newbsharp @Alvamiga @HarryWorp @jpvanhoy @surfpurzel @guitardude42 @4dots899721 @Not_yourpilot @Stinkhorn11 @FooleryT @Marjori88206011 @First_Won_ @Evil_MerlinX @CatManitarMike @Gbear831 @earthlyskeptick @GrokProgrammer @haprho @Rudeboymessiah @8getoveritman8 @JuicyStuffing @ThoughtByJer @theSGM78 @Copernicium1473 @space_audits @MaxQHellcat @locky82903378 @Notaspud_ @GlobeSlay3r @mrjaybeevee @TheSilverWave @PannyTickles @PiPiPyuPyu @cryptonian7665 Click an unsolicited link in a DM is a fantastic way to get hacked. I guess the flerf wasn’t running a packet capture or an HTTPWatch session recording to see what shenanigans might have been going on in the background while he thought he was just voting in a poll. 🤦‍♂️

@NEO196909 Thank you for asking such a great question that’s so embarrassing to flat-Earth. Here’s a list of ex-flerfs for you to start with: (Don’t worry, we’re saving a space to add your name one day too.)

A simple Question to all the vaccine and spinny space ball lovers on here all day everyday drooling repetitive page 1 trainee manual comedy. How many people have you ever converted 🤷 #globe #flatearth #moon 🤔

@AlexHollings52 Most combat pilots I know say that if you’re flying in range of enemy air defenses in afterburner without jinking every 5-10 seconds, you are making yourself a target. I’m not saying this missile impact didn’t happen, just that either this footage is fake or we’re sloppy.

This is very interesting stuff... Notable that the F-35 made it home. Most surface-to-air interceptors launched by long-range systems have massive warheads (~320 lbs). I don't think Fat Amy could eat one of those in stride — so what was the interceptor?

@FlerfCrusher @TrevorL415

@RealAceFox1 @TrevorL415 He’s one of the dumbest flerfs.

The sensor never literally captured this shot. The camera superimposed it from Deep Fake lunar data. Even cameras lie to fake craters to get you to believe it's a rock that can be landed upon. You can't land on a lie 🤥!

@FlatEarth_TW Good advice. You should take it.

Wake UP !!

@newbsharp @jpvanhoy @sly_sparkane @HarryWorp @xyphophor @FooleryT @xeidamoka @JustTRi4 @OBJuanJuan @CoralBlob @Gleem39694761 @ianfmusgrave @EBagnatori @CalmLogical @birp234 @ImNux @ken_caudle @ThatGuyM77 @Alvamiga @lastr3sponder @surfpurzel @guitardude42 @4dots899721 @Not_yourpilot @Stinkhorn11 @Marjori88206011 @First_Won_ @Evil_MerlinX @CatManitarMike @Gbear831 @earthlyskeptick @GrokProgrammer @haprho @Rudeboymessiah @8getoveritman8 @JuicyStuffing @ThoughtByJer @theSGM78 @Copernicium1473 @space_audits @MaxQHellcat @locky82903378 @Notaspud_ @GlobeSlay3r @mrjaybeevee @TheSilverWave @PannyTickles @PiPiPyuPyu @cryptonian7665 @grok Some good management can understand this. Some other management can have this explained to them & eventually they get it once it impacts them. But some management only knows what the lowest cost bidder or minimum specs sheet says and won’t listen to any other information.

@jpvanhoy @RealAceFox1 @sly_sparkane @HarryWorp @xyphophor @FooleryT @xeidamoka @JustTRi4 @OBJuanJuan @CoralBlob @Gleem39694761 @ianfmusgrave @EBagnatori @CalmLogical @birp234 @ImNux @ken_caudle @ThatGuyM77 @Alvamiga @lastr3sponder @surfpurzel @guitardude42 @4dots899721 @Not_yourpilot @Stinkhorn11 @Marjori88206011 @First_Won_ @Evil_MerlinX @CatManitarMike @Gbear831 @earthlyskeptick @GrokProgrammer @haprho @Rudeboymessiah @8getoveritman8 @JuicyStuffing @ThoughtByJer @theSGM78 @Copernicium1473 @space_audits @MaxQHellcat @locky82903378 @Notaspud_ @GlobeSlay3r @mrjaybeevee @TheSilverWave @PannyTickles @PiPiPyuPyu @cryptonian7665 @grok Management should know how computers work well enough to recognize the bottlenecks.

@sly_sparkane @HarryWorp @lastr3sponder @xyphophor @xeidamoka @JustTRi4 @OBJuanJuan @CoralBlob @Gleem39694761 @ianfmusgrave @EBagnatori @CalmLogical @birp234 @ImNux @ken_caudle @ThatGuyM77 @newbsharp @Alvamiga @jpvanhoy @surfpurzel @guitardude42 @4dots899721 @Not_yourpilot @Stinkhorn11 @FooleryT @Marjori88206011 @First_Won_ @Evil_MerlinX @CatManitarMike @Gbear831 @earthlyskeptick @GrokProgrammer @haprho @Rudeboymessiah @8getoveritman8 @JuicyStuffing @ThoughtByJer @theSGM78 @Copernicium1473 @space_audits @MaxQHellcat @locky82903378 @Notaspud_ @GlobeSlay3r @mrjaybeevee @TheSilverWave @PannyTickles @PiPiPyuPyu @cryptonian7665 *fleece

@sly_sparkane @HarryWorp @lastr3sponder @xyphophor @xeidamoka @JustTRi4 @OBJuanJuan @CoralBlob @Gleem39694761 @ianfmusgrave @EBagnatori @CalmLogical @birp234 @ImNux @ken_caudle @ThatGuyM77 @newbsharp @Alvamiga @jpvanhoy @surfpurzel @guitardude42 @4dots899721 @Not_yourpilot @Stinkhorn11 @FooleryT @Marjori88206011 @First_Won_ @Evil_MerlinX @CatManitarMike @Gbear831 @earthlyskeptick @GrokProgrammer @haprho @Rudeboymessiah @8getoveritman8 @JuicyStuffing @ThoughtByJer @theSGM78 @Copernicium1473 @space_audits @MaxQHellcat @locky82903378 @Notaspud_ @GlobeSlay3r @mrjaybeevee @TheSilverWave @PannyTickles @PiPiPyuPyu @cryptonian7665 I wonder how many of the leading flerf grifters have figured out that building a contact list of flerfs will allow people to trick and flerce the dumbest people ever into falling for the stupidest scams imaginable. You know the answer is greater than zero.