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Today became the day you can livestream a "StarMan" drive a sports car to mars. youtube.com/watch?v=aBr2kK…

Just finished the @becsgentry @aplusk Our Future Selves on @onepeloton. Too many feels to share. Going with "I got to know you through the machine" and made a donation to @thorn.

I’m officially the hoodie guy at work now. People even send them to me…

@thinguy Cowboys got -6 right now

I can’t be the only one who first sees a negative number with the way Fox shows possession.

@AskeBay I already called. Spoke to support and opened a ticket. What assistance can you provide above the support ticket I already opened?

I have used @eBay for longer than I can remember. Oldest documentation I can find is @1Password entry for 2009. I went to use @eBay today and my account is gone. Not closed. Not suspended gone. @ebay has no record of me. I never existed to them. Their answer: “¯\_(ツ)_/¯“

For a site where your reputation history matters, why would I be okay with oh hey just create a new account?

@thinguy Yuuuupp!

Announcer voice: Still not resolved. ⁦@LinkedIn⁩ bit bucketed the service ticket and did nothing about it.

New pro tip: pay for priority pickup

Also been 983 days since I have used @lyft. Not the best user experience learning about the new (to me) priority pickup feature whilst standing at strange airport, middle of the night, wondering why the driver keeps going away in the app, yet others are getting picked up…

983 days… 983 days ago I stepped off a flight for my regularly scheduled business travel. Clueless to the changes that were coming. Today I that streak ends.

@XfinitySupport thanks for recognizing me for being a loyal customer for over 20 years with 7 year gold status “¯\_(ツ)_/¯“

@thinguy I don’t know this pic is angled up distorting the height. Might be cropping the tub. Instagram versus reality? 😜

I’m pretty excited to take a shower.

Hey @WCGrid long time user and team leader. First time caller. sfconservancy.org/news/2020/jun/…

My next @united flight has been at the gate for three hours. I know cause hey so have I. They are delaying boarding cause the plane is not clean. I don’t known maybe exceptions that a plane can be cleaned sometime in a 3 hour window is too much. “¯\_(ツ)_/¯“

Really poor customer UX. Your dev team needs correct it. No reason to continue showing a cancelled flight when a new one has been selected.

.@united cancelled my flight. option to select a new flight. Which I did. Have boarding pass for new flight. Go back into the app, shows trip options, asking me to select a new trip. I don't know if I am on this new flight or not? Why doesn't the app show my new selected trip?

Final got to any agent in messaging. They were able to do something that made the app show my new flights

@thinguy Instagram: sitting relaxed as my flight pushes back knowing I will be getting my pre selected Belgian waffles in mere minutes Reality: canceled flight, app not working, scrambling through airport to find customer service desk, getting rebooked on 2 stop 12+ hours travel day

Everyone: MORE LEGROOM!!! United: We hear you! Have a strop waffle 🧇

The epitaph 😂