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@avilewis Ask Doug how much a banana costs.

@JamieBonkiewicz They're called benders

What happened to Pete Hegseth? He seems to have disappeared.

@KrisVerma88 Respect

Completely REKT today on $BIRD. Shorted the open and got skipped for a -30k loss, then revenge traded with size and covered over 20 for a blow up max loss.

@Osinttechnical Probably a laundry fire

The US Navy has confirmed that it lost a $240 million MQ-4C Triton reconnaissance drone last week, likely this one that crashed into the Persian Gulf after scouting the Strait of Hormuz.

@Whojive @SamQuinnCBS And a ring. He's only on this list because of the two guys who were drafted after him.

@SamQuinnCBS Darko got a 2nd contract

Kwame Brown was a productive NBA player for a decade. Anthony Bennett was so bad he literally played fewer minutes in his entire career than Kwame Brown did in the 2003-04 season.

@planert41 Yeah pretty much. Nap time ended a few years ago but that was when I did yardwork, groceries, meal prep etc... you have to fight not to stay up too late and the end of the evening because the mornings come early.

Dads with young kids Is it normal to just feel tired and burnt out all the time? It’s like you don’t even really get the weekend to recover because it’s all just kid stuff the moment you wake up Arguably the only personal time you have is when they nap (and you’re already dead tired by that time) or the hour after they go to bed but before you pass out Just trying to figure out if I’m doing something wrong

@CGWeatherHub I encountered this while trying to buy an electric toothbrush. I ended up just buying one off Amazon

Standing around for 20 minutes waiting for someone to open a goddamn cage to buy a $30 item at Canadian Tire (in fking Brockville, Ontario) because it gets robbed so frequently that's just how your shitty country is now. 70% of Canadians: Yeah... and so? Elbows up.

@JFracson The Gavin guy basically repurposes comments on CEO.ca for his newsletters

Every time I log in my mans out here just laying doing steady facts on something I’ve never heard about on some rando I’m not saying I agree with a Twitters ban but my goodness can you imagine the report volume 😂 Stays steady stack’en bodies

@Olderaccountant @TTChelps Life in the big city

Hey Toronto subway @TTChelps, I am currently on car 6121 going north on the Yonge line and there are three unhoused individuals in the car who are sleeping. They also stink. Are customers expected to tolerate this environment on your trains?

@HusKerrs No buttons, only zippers

Calling on all dads: Ali and I are about 3 weeks out from the birth of our first baby boy! Give me your #1 piece of advice for a new dad.

@FlorioGina Andrew Tate for moms

Just going to go out on a limb here and say this is a major reason why so many young men are saying a resounding “no thanks” to marriage. What a lethal, painful combination of feminism and therapy speak. Being alone or even deaf is a far more pleasant option.

@JohnLoc18 I know the feeling, I lost $500 Canadian on QQQ puts this week

Hey everyone, I have been in mental breakdown past two days and finally to calm myself down. I never cried too hard in my life. Many of you knew me as the guy who turned $300 into $200,000–$300,000 in just a few months trading $SPY. Lately there’s been a lot of positive and negative noise around me, but today hit the hardest. My biggest mistake was pure ignorance and sizing way too big despite solid advice from experienced traders here. I ignored it at times, and today I paid the full price for it. To be honest, I’m left with $10,000. It’s only April, with 8 months left in 2026. I’m determined to build it back up. This lesson will stay with me forever. To all the traders out there: please use my story as a warning. Don’t be like me, control your emotions and your size. And I will continue to post about $SPY and others, I deeply appreciate every single one of you on here.🙇‍♂️

@hollyanndoan Canadian heritage moment

Toronto banker appointed to oversee defence contacting owns shares in dozens of publicly-traded firms including federally regulated companies, according to #ethics filings. Former RBC exec Doug Guzman earlier acknowledged he had no military experience. blacklocks.ca/holds-fed-regu… #cdnpoli

@hollyanndoan @FP_Champagne @SenateCA @altotrain @FP_Champagne the same doofus that was personally granting TFW graphic designers in Vancouver via text to the @lululemon CEO. Never forget, your government hates you.

Minister @FP_Champagne boasted to @SenateCA he was personally involved in details of construction for regional high speed rail in Québec, records show. Contradicts claim he recused himself under Conflict Of Interest Act after his wife was hired by @altotrain. blacklocks.ca/we-got-the-tra… #cdnpoli

@CTVNews No crying in the casino. You made a risky investment, why should the government bail you out?

‘This is very dangerous’: Sharp drop in condo prices leave pre-construction buyers struggling to pay developers ctvnews.ca/business/real-…

@CollinM582807 They are at this point, an unelected branch of government enacting policy based off of made up scenarios in their heads

Given the response to my piece on the Canadian Bar Association and the free press, I'll be writing more on the topic. I'll likely focus on how judges are becoming less judicial and more an agency or appendage that no longer uses the faculty of judgment but applies ideology.

@sentdefender I thought their radars were destroyed

Another combat aircraft with the U.S. Air Force, reported to be an A-10C Thunderbolt II, has crashed on the territory of a friendly country in the Middle East, after sustaining heavy fire over Iran.

@ShaleTier7 Canada needs a high speed rail to Peterborough, what don't you understand about Nation Building

@JavierBlas The tell is that most MAGAtards have stopped talking about the price of oil and gas altogether and have moved back on to trans bullshit

White House top economic adviser Kevin Hassett says the oil futures market agrees Iran is a short-term disruption. Apparently he means the shape of the oil futures curve, which is massively backwardated (or inverted, if you prefer that terminology). Now, who’s going to tell him?

@elie_mcn Should we allow our hydrocarbons to be exported to Tidewater? No, but let's make sure Peterborough has a stop on a high speed trail line.

There is a railway that is effectively a straight line from Toronto to Montreal. Shown in BLUE. Building high speed rail along it would make sense. Instead, the Liberals propose a boondoggle of a line, shown in RED, that goes through all these communities they need to win.