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@BasedMikeLee Come to central and southern Utah - it’s pretty straightforward!

I’m still not sure what “long range Mormons” are But I like the sound of it

@VCBrags @Forbes I’ll take the under on years before jail for half of these people

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@DefiantLs Coming from a guy who has never held a real job 😂

Bernie Sanders calls for people to stand up and fight against being replaced with robots, "Jeff Bezos, one of the richest men on earth, is raising $100 billion to replace workers with robots around the world"

@LindyTasteful When their standard of living is that low compared to other states, it very well may be.

New Yorkers talk about getting coffee at a convenience store like it's a spiritual experience

@piersmorgan They’re already in your gates. If Iran attacks the UK, would that be considered Muslim on Muslim violence?

So not only has Iran brazenly lied about its ballistic missile range capacity, but this means it can probably hit the UK with them - and we have zero, I repeat ZERO, defence against these missiles. Very worrying.

If you’re on EBT or SNAP you have zero business being at a farmers market buying niche goods above retail. @GovCox this is ridiculous @JDVance

If you're a governor and actually want to stop Medicare and Medicaid fraud. This is the way: These guys do serialization, strategic stockpiling, transaction management. etc. Making massive changes in the space. rxerp.com @mcuban @GavinNewsom @GovRonDeSantis @GregAbbott_TX @elonmusk @GovCox @GovKathyHochul @GovTimWalz

@MurrayHillGuy1 This is how we view her in Utah…

Hoeflation really had this 4/10 as the next bachelorette #cancelled

@Microinteracti1 Yeah, you lost me with the European spelling. Who cares? You guys can’t afford them anyways

The F-35 was supposed to be unkillable. That was the whole point. Lockheed Martin spent thirty years and four hundred billion dollars, the most expensive weapons programme in human history, building an aircraft that the enemy simply could not see. Not on radar. Not on infrared. Not on anything. The F-35 was not just a fighter jet. It was a theological statement. America’s way of saying: we have moved beyond the reach of your missiles, your sensors, and your prayers. Iran apparently didn’t get the memo. Somewhere over Iranian airspace on March 19, 2026, an IRST system, infrared search and track, the kind of sensor your grandmother could probably explain, looked up, found the F-35, and locked on. Not because Iranian engineers are geniuses. Because the F-35, it turns out, is extremely hot. All that engine. All that thrust. All that carefully sculpted stealth geometry, and the bloody thing glows like a kettle. The heat signature data Iran now holds is not just embarrassing. It is a gift that keeps giving. To Moscow. To Beijing. To every procurement ministry on the planet that has been quietly wondering whether to spend the money on systems designed to kill this aircraft. The answer, as of this week, is yes. And here is the bit that should really worry the Pentagon. You can patch software. You can redesign coatings. You cannot reprogramme a pilot’s brain. Every F-35 driver who takes off from here on knows, actually knows, that someone down there might be able to see them. That changes everything about how they fly. Caution replaces aggression. Hesitation replaces instinct. Four hundred billion dollars. And in the end, it was done in by a heat sensor. Tremendous. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@FoxNews Jealous old codger. If you want to make more money, add more value

SEN. SANDERS: “60% of our people living paycheck-to-paycheck, and one guy, Elon Musk, owns more wealth than the bottom 53% of American households.” “Think maybe that might be an issue that we should be talking about?"

@DataChaz @openclaw I prefer to use both. Put Claude code on your openclaw machine and then dictate through dispatch. Deployed another 33K lines today. The only manual component is prompting backup post deployment

🚨 Anthropic just dropped its 🦞 @OpenClaw competitor Meet Dispatch. A new research preview in Claude Cowork that completely changes how you interact with AI. Here’s how it works: 1️⃣ Pairs your phone to a persistent Claude session on your desktop 2️⃣ Message tasks on the go, come back to finished work 3️⃣ Executes code in a secure, local sandbox Your files stay 100% local and private, and Claude asks for your approval before touching anything Sure, the desktop needs to stay on, but the flexibility is insane. Rolling out now to Max users (Pro coming soon). Time to pair that phone! 👀

@Oilfield_Rando It’s Helga from Hey Arnold?

Lori Laughlin at 61 vs the latest Bachelorette contestant at 31

@HarrisonKrank They let Helga Pataky from Hey Arnold on the bachelorette?

If you want to get a glimpse into how bad modern dating culture has gotten. 22 men are about to compete on national television for the chance to marry a single mom of 3 who cheated on her previous husband and has an open domestic assault case against her.

@JoshKale I shipped 22K lines of code today… using my phone, openclaw, Claude code, paperclip, and a Mac mini.

FINALLY! Anthropic just shipped the missing piece between OpenClaw and Claude Cowork… Remote control You can now text Claude from your phone using “Dispatch” and it: - Executes tasks on your desktop. - Reads your local files. - Searches your Slack and email. - Builds presentations. - Organizes your folders. One persistent conversation. You send it a mission from your pocket. You come back to finished work sitting in your file system. Your phone just became a remote control for an AI employee that lives on your computer.

Duh is correct.

Turns out with OpenClaw, Paperclip, and Claude Code, you really can just do things. In the last week, I: * Built a slack app at work to run Claude cowork through an agent that my teams can ping for workflows * Built a personal CFO and wealth advisor that tracks all accounts, makes recommendations, and highlights gaps in the financial plans * Built an EA for my wife that covers everything from interior design to book recommendations * Built a tutor for my children * Built a personal trainer and nutritionist agent, along with an iPhone app that tracks macros, 16 week lifting program, and reminds me of timing for supplements and peptides * Built a precision rifle / PRS coach and custom dope card application for my iPhone * took the leap and am about halfway through coding a SaaS application that should resonate well with a certain subset of legacy industry providers. Should launch first week of April.

@zachary135791 If you were in college football and you can’t lateral raise or curl at least a 40 you do not belong in college football

Makes no sense What about lateral raises, rear delt flys, bicep curls, etc? What do you think

@AntiWokeMemes Promise?

“If you kick out Somalis from America because of this, all other Africans will leave with us in solidarity.” Do you care?

@chamath I think it’s pretty clear that CEOs like Jack Dorsey have a propensity to build giant adult daycares for beta males and childless SSRI women. I think it will be a net positive. The future belongs to those with enough mental horsepower to build, adapt, and solve problems.

What if AI doesn’t need to show an immediate ROI but instead is the plausible deniability companies use to RIF 50% of the workforce they already knew did nothing??