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@Heccles94 @mikeplant63 @Nigel_Farage Dreamer carry on with your corrupt government, glad I do not know you, prick

I seem to have upset the @Nigel_Farage fan club - so let me be clear. This man sows hate, lies and division. He is a grifter and a conman. He does not represent the vast majority of Britons. RT if you agree P.s. multiculturalism is great.

@YvetteCooperMP @FaisalbinFarhan @SecRubio Wasting your time and our money

Good to welcome @FaisalbinFarhan to London today, following my call with @secrubio last night. I’m continuing to work intensively with partners to build global diplomatic pressure to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. We urgently need international shipping moving again to tackle cost of living pressures here at home.

@DavidLammy He is VOTE REFORM FICK LABOUR

This stinks. Farage likes to pretend he's a 'man of the people’ … but he and Reform are not on your side.

@MattRodda You’re going to look an even bigger prick tomorrow.

I'm supporting Keir Starmer, he is showing real leadership at a difficult time for our country and the world as a whole.

@DaleVince Grow some balls oh and brains while you are at it, he’s fucked.

To anyone considering a leadership challenge I say - put the country first, not your own interests or those you might claim are the interests of the party. Keir Starmer has a massive democratic mandate from the public, nobody has the right to seek to depose him, nobody. Not Wes, not Ed, not Andy, not Angie. Yes Keir is unpopular in the polls, that’s current public sentiment - it’s not a mandate for getting rid of him. Opinion polls are snapshots of opinions. Local election results are always an opportunity to register a protest. Labour has a job to do, we’re not even two years in yet, things are tough - a leadership challenge would be self indulgent and illogical - in my view.

@TedUrchin @UKLabour What little prick you are, oh I do good because I vote for the lying Labour wankers.

The fuckwits on the Labour back benches are virtually handing the keys of No10 to Farage and Reform. I’m am beyond disgusted with every single one of them. Traitorous bastards they are, short-sighted and spineless. @UKLabour

@jeremycorbyn @Kit_Ashton And you never made prime minister ha ha

This country might be about to have its 6th Prime Minister in 7 years. Why? Because they’ve all failed to take on a rigged economic system that enriches the few at the expense of us all. People want a society where children don’t go hungry. That is really not too much to ask.

@LindaR39 @UKLabour @keirstarmer Get a life idiot

Hello! I’ve just joined the Labour Party – fancy joining with me? Here’s the link: I have joined the @UkLabour party today in support of @KeirStarmer. I am disgusted with attempts to oust him and will do my bit to keep him as the best PM in decades. join.labour.org.uk/share/3xa9qjt

@Olszewski_RJO Dream on he’s weak and he’s hated, vote reform

Keir Starmer, has a 5-year mandate to rebuild our economy, repair our public services, & make our country safer and fairer. He inherited a wrecked economy, wrecked public finances, wrecked public services. Will take time to repair. ALL Labour MPs should be supporting him in this

@JohnSlinger @mikeplant63 Joker so full of shit

I’m v glad to hear the breaking news on the BBC News channel that the Prime Minister is not going anywhere and that if people want a different PM they should use the process of the Labour Party. He won the election, he has the mandate, he’s a good leader & he should stay PM.

@AngelaRayner Have you paid your tax bill ???

We will be judged on our actions, not just words.  We have to show that we understand the scale of response the moment calls for. Labour exists to make working people better off. That is not happening fast enough. And needs to change now. Proud to address #CWU26

@Keir_Starmer @mikeplant63 @GordonBrown P45

Today I’m pleased to appoint @GordonBrown as my Special Envoy on Global Finance and Cooperation. As Britain’s longest-serving Chancellor, Gordon is well placed to work with our international allies to build a stronger Britain and boost our country’s security and resilience.

@Anothergreen The greens what a joke, should be call the Dentist, image him representing the UK …..laughable, vote Reform !!

Keir will block Burnham and the Greens will win another by-election. Agree with Ted on his estimation of Andy but another Green MP will be positive side effect.

@Keir_Starmer Really such a prick

We must respond to the message that voters have sent us and break with the status quo once and for all. We must confront the big challenges the public face with real answers. That is how we will deliver the change that people are desperate for and build a stronger and fairer country. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@YvetteCooperMP @mikeplant63 Toast crawl back under your stone

As I said earlier, these have been really tough results today - including in Wakefield. As the PM has said, this is now a time for serious, calm-headed reflection, because following these results, we must listen and respond, but do so in a steady, thoughtful and reflective way.

@narindertweets Voted brexit and reform ha

If you voted Reform....my friendship with you ends.

@TedUrchin @ladymuse1st @Nigel_Farage You are the fickwit prick no it all !!

Right, you Reform voting fuckwits, here’s your leader, @Nigel_Farage trying to appear like an ordinary bloke down the pub with a pint in one hand and a copy of the Sun in the other. Here’s a few facts for you. 1 He is the son of a well known stockbroker. 2 He was a Dulwich schoolboy. 3 He worked in the City for 18 years mostly as a commodities broker. 4 A billionaire has recently given him £5 million, others have donated huge sums too. So, do really think he gives a flying fuck about you or your life? No, of course he doesn’t. In fact, you are little more than excrement under his feet and you are such a thick piece of shit you cannot even see it. He is USING you. I despair.

@elonmusk Ha ha well said

Hitler was a socialist, therefore all socialists are Hitler

@SamJDean Haven’t got a clue have you plonker

With respect to my colleagues in the football writing industry, I am stunned that Bruno Fernandes has been named FWA Footballer of the Year instead of Declan Rice. Rice has literally won more matches this season (35) than Fernandes has even played (34). telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@liamgallagher Tell them to mind their own business

People asking me what the documentary’s like it’s a ROMANTIC COMEDY with a bit of ROCK N ROLL