Scott Heath

@1Password For $plural in $list_of_plurals.

Developers: what’s your “code pet peeve” that doesn’t really matter but drives you crazy?

@kfalconspb That’s how I end up with caffeinated water. Start with iced coffee, begin coding, ice melts.

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@ScroogeDaddy Feel free to come up to Poplarville for laundry and hot shower

it has officially reached the “I’m headed to a laundromat, tomorrow” phase of the power outage. it’s been 16 years since I’ve been to a laundromat. Guess what happened in 2005?! 🤷‍♂️☹️

@ScroogeDaddy Yeah we got some nasty wind and a ton of tornado warnings. If y’all need showers/laundry etc let me know.

@ScroogeDaddy How is everyone on the street? Y’all need anything?

heads up! we just drove about 2 miles from our house, and found working internet/phone/texting on a different cell tower. maybe you can do the same

And so the #AWS Cloud journey begins #AWSCertifiedCloudPractitioner youracclaim.com/badges/c15bec8…

Hey @Paul_Goodloe New Orleans doesn’t have trolleys, that’s San Francisco. We have street cars, and your on the neutral ground.

@weatherchannel someone tell your guy in #nola that it’s not a trolly. It’s a street car. San Francisco has trollys.

@nickel_lem @ATT @ATTHelp @nickel_lem I think you know the answer to that...

@ATT what does a flashing red service light mean on fixed wireless gateway? Can’t find it in any of your documentation

@Clear is there a way to suspend my subscription? I went from going through #clearme weekly to barely even monthly this year. I’m up for renewal soon.

@AmazonHelp Both sold/shipped by @amazon and by a 3rd party. @amazon replaced first one with one sold by 3rd party.

@skotman We're sorry for the poor experience. This is never the service we aim to provide. To confirm, was this item shipped directly by Amazon or a third-party seller? You can view your recent order information here: amzn.to/NAYourOrders. We'll be happy to help in any way we can. ^FJ

@AmazonHelp second one I’ve gotten like this. This is NOT a street 45deg fitting.

@ecobee how should I read this? 5 hours and 0 minutes or 5 minutes and 0 seconds?

@FedEx y’all gotta step up your game. 4 days and a package doesn’t move, now a 2 day package is going to sit 45 miles from my house bc your truck was late.

@ppurpura Just wait till the pumps come on...oh wait

The relaxing sound of a gurgling brook: #Algiers

I think I've gotten more e-mails form @DickiesBBQ since the stay at home started then ever before

@CSpire No...because your social media team thinks that you only do phones...your uplink to Level3 is under sized for the current need. Need to kick this over to network operations. This is a data issue for all your customers getting to the internet via your peer with L3.

@skotman We hate to hear that you are having service issues. We know this can extremely frustrating. We will be happy to assist you with your dropped calls. We do understand the importance of reliable services. May we have your C Spire phone number, please?

@CSpireBusiness and @Level3 y’all have a peering point in either Mobile or Atlanta that needs some work. Lots of dropped packets there.

@Amwell People keep getting put ahead of me. I watch the number go from 10 to 13.

@Amwell I know y’all are busy but I’ve gotten to “next” two nights in a row and it just sits there...