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@sorennneros

remember to pet a dog everyday!

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søren@sorennneros·
i love all of my porn bot orbiters. without you, i'd feel so down from getting no likes.
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@nosilverv forced to labor in the mines finding years old memes and woke outrage porn for him until i can exit the cycle of simulated reincarnation
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Oldest Stories@oldeststories·
@DaikanyamaGuy Conversely, the family and community into which you are born, and by extension the nation, actually does have an obligation to have a pathway and place for you. The extent to which our nations are not advocating for our own young is deeply inhuman, possibly satanic.
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supercollider@supercollider_x·
@nosilverv why don't we just **** the small percentage of people who are ruining everything for us then
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ourania, elderly milkmaid⁷@ouranometrian2·
@AlexGodofsky What happens with the 80% of men not granted a wife. Also most women in the us probably dont want to share their husband. In practice on a community level you arent getting your best friend as a sister wife. Its some random women where you get 0 input.
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Alex Godofsky@AlexGodofsky·
What you're missing is that this has been illegal in our civilization for close on two millennia, our country alone has fought a whole war to stamp out the practice, and we aren't about to let you people start it up again just because making rules about sex is icky now.
Lauren Self@laurenlself

Idk polygamists might be onto something - hang with the girlies all the time (fun) - lots of babies (babies rock) - lots of moms (moms rock) - 80% of women want 20% of men (the math maths) What am I missing?

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2HP goblin advisor@goblinodds·
im p sure my eyes are: - partially hooded - round - slightly downturned/puppylike i have found zero tips combining more than 1 eye type idk wtf u do about this eyeshadow-wise
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2HP goblin advisor@goblinodds·
makeup techniques have advanced to the point that there are all kinds of different moves for different eye shapes however everyone gets exactly ONE eye shape, zero combos allowed
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_its_not_real_@_its_not_real_·
Sort of positive take and less populist right: The capital markets are better at knowing what the people want than the people themselves long term and the economy since 2008 has ended up producing fracking, ozempic, llms, and starlink. Life is about to get a lot better and we are feeling the intermediate pain of civilization realignment.
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_its_not_real_@_its_not_real_·
Another fun graph for "we never really recovered from 2008" Moving 12-Month Total Vehicle Miles Traveled/Total Population
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søren@sorennneros·
@ggetzie @oitixion spending an hour parallel parking every time i want to drive to the supermarket
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gabe@ggetzie·
@oitixion The logical conclusion is Ferrari should be building cars you need to be a fighter pilot to drive. They should accelerate so fast a normal person would pass out.
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oitixion@oitixion·
Ok so imagine if Ferrari built something that “looked like a Ferrari” (aggressive, a super fast-looking supercar) but in a world where every car accelerates at the same rate to the same speed and computers are doing all the driving. That “fast-looking” car looks really stupid all of a sudden when a BYD can easily keep pace. There is no ripping away at the stoplight anymore.. from anything. So if you’re Ferrari and you look in the mirror now, what do you even see? Who even are you anymore? That’s the question.
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søren@sorennneros·
slippery slope discourse made me search for a video of a moose eating a muffin but i couldnt find a single one.
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Mr. Pockets@dreamy_pockets·
@0x61656c @eigenrobot What's happens when he shits on the road and blocks traffic? Is the island built on top of piles of his poop?
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eigenrobot@eigenrobot·
5yo just learned what a guillotine is from the old Madeline stories and i got to tell her the french revolution was a mistake read 👏 old 👏 books
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eigenrobot@eigenrobot·
@exfatloss 1. thats not buddhism represented 2. there are an awful lot of different buddhisms 3. stoicism too was very much not a slave morality but an imperial
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søren@sorennneros·
@jawdroppuh_ that sounds a lot like my down syndrome cousin
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jaw@jawdroppuh_·
i spent time around a real ipad kid this weekend. while it was a nifty trick to satisfy his needs for a few hours, he didn’t use many words and generally seemed retarded.
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søren@sorennneros·
@RandomSprint is there any well known worst move in the history of high level chess?
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RandomSprint🧭@RandomSprint·
If you play enough chess, you'll eventually find yourself thinking, "This move feels wrong, but how bad can it be?" The answer is usually "very, very bad."
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oitixion@oitixion·
@ClickingSeason Technically you could shoehorn infinite colors in there though right?
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Seasonal Clickfarm Worker@ClickingSeason·
Evidently the English think there are seven colors in the rainbow because they shoehorn "indigo" in between blue and purple. What?
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søren@sorennneros·
@khavvah starting with yourself, ofc
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søren@sorennneros·
@odoreida maxwell's sanderlings are reducing your entropy
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søren@sorennneros·
@3lzum_o0 a medallion where each part of the graph looks like the corresponding grain pattern
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水海@3lzum_o0·
材料屋さんこのキーホルダー絶対好きやろ 私は大好き
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