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Currently sitting in the ER.
General body pain, tingling of limbs, extreme tiredness, dizzy and chest pains.
Even though I am on antibiotics, I might still be getting lyme disease.
I will keep y'all informed 🙏
John's Memes@Johnsmemes
Got home from camping to find this stuck in my leg. 😐
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What kind of San Diego, American are you?
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Every year, I share this video of French caretakers who take sand from Omaha Beach in Normandy, and scrub them into the letters to give them the gold coloring.
They do this for all 9,386 US soldiers who died.
France also gave us this land as American soil. #MemorialDayWeekend
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This guy can suck at every position on your fantasy roster if you want him to!
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Manny Machado has the lowest batting average in the NL among qualified hitters.
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Trying to prove a point.
How old were you when you became a homeowner for the first time?
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In all my years playing golf never played golf with someone sooooo rude. Who had no situational awareness nor etiquette but is somehow in the Torrey Pines men’s club. He acted like he is the only person in the foursome. He picked up on zero comments that he’s in the way to improve.
He would / move walk around in everyone’s backswing, he would walk ahead in front of others shots and just stand there, he’d walk all over everyone else’s line / eagle putt, would walk off the green while anyone else is putting, would stand right by the cup if anyone’s chipping doing aim point, he’d leave his bag in front of the green on other people’s chip
Had to tell him heads up constantly and he just did not get any Fs
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@Andrew_FBB Looked it up. Cody Ross wasn't even a trade. The Giants picked him up off waivers and he took the Giants to their first WS championship in SF. This is what GMs are looking for. The last magic piece that will put them over the top. Who is your team? Obvio u haven't won like this.
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@Andrew_FBB Reminder: the Pads traded Robby Snelling for Tanner Scott. Oh, the horror! Do you play fantasy BB or just talk about it? Enough with the bad takes on trading prospects for legitimate pieces. Cody Ross!!
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Remember these players were in the following systems:
Yordan Alvarez traded from LAD
Junior Caminero traded from CLE
Fernando Tatis Jr. traded from CHW
Max Fried traded from SD
Dylan Cease traded from CHC
Remember this when people say to always trade the prospect!
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Maybe it’s a non-issue to everyone else and I’m just really old school, but this irritates the hell out of me.
2 1/2 games out of last place and a .415 win percentage feels to me like you should be playing angry and trying to gain some respect back from the fans and the rest of the league.
You’re 11 games behind in freaking May. Practice hitting instead of pelvic thrust routines.
If I’m alone in that, fine.
bryan 🌉@bryarea
TWO MEN DOWN IN CENTER
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Nolan McLean had a 2.92 ERA and 0.96 WHIP through his first nine starts.
Last 2 Starts: 9 IP, 13 ER
Now he has a 4.40 ERA and 1.09 WHIP
Level of concern: 0/10
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My son was just picked up by (his friend since pre-school) who's dad I went to school with since kindergarten.
Thats why I dont move
Thats why I love where I live
The well runs deep
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Russell Crowe loses his cool with fans waiting for autographs.
“Stay where you are, don’t f***ing push in on me. I’ll come to you! Give everybody space. As soon as somebody’s a d**k I’m gone.”
Source: Hush Magazine
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@tweeth_mitchell I don't get it. Finau, Tatis? I guess I could look it up, but I really don't want to.
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Hate to keep focusing on the negative but I have to point out to the casuals one of the many reasons why the Giants are not a good team. Look at the difference between the Dbacks & the Giants on basically the same play. One team hustles & puts pressure on the defense & forces an error which leads to the tying run the other team gives about a 75% effort. It’s these little things in baseball done consistently that can make a difference between winning & losing.
@49ers_Access @StevenRissotto
(Two of the casuals still learning the game)
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@baseballisdead_ Okay, I have to finally say something... why always overweight dudes with big beards talking about baseball? Also, not predatory. How many guys don't make it and the people lose money on these?
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Fernando Tatis Jr. lost his court case and now has to give up 10% of his career earnings.
It’s a predatory system, but it’s all just business💰
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