Steff May 🔸

are you proud of me...

@modernheroestv Never seen an amazon van without damage. Merc must deliver them pre damaged

Some of these really have done some hard yards. Still too expensive at £3500 🤪

@fruchman @theogeor @JayW132 Constant tinkering after a plan has been agreed. Having to re do the plan after it’s already been created and paid for. Contractors know the plan will be changed so they build that into their bid

@theogeor @JayW132 How ?

HS2. A masterclass in how Britain destroys money. The cost: • 2011: £32.7bn • 2013: £45bn • 2015: £55.7bn • 2019: up to £88bn • 2020: up to £106bn • 2026: up to £102.7bn… for a fraction of the original route What’s been cut along the way: • 2021: Eastern leg to Leeds: SCRAPPED • 2022: Golborne link to Scotland: SCRAPPED • 2023: Birmingham → Manchester leg: SCRAPPED • 2023: Crewe hub: SCRAPPED • Euston terminus: paused, downsized from 10 platforms to 6, now needs private finance Original plan: 11 cities, 340 miles, £32bn, open 2026. What we’re getting: 4 stations, 140 miles, £100bn+, open 2039. A national embarrassment, paid for by taxpayers.

@HerrCaleun @ListerLawrence @MarkHaydock5 Opposite side to the fuel port?

@ListerLawrence @MarkHaydock5 So, where would you put it? My Mercedes has the charging point at the same place.

Who at Mercedes decided to ruin the aesthetic of their new AMG GT 63s by putting the charging point on the right hand side of the rear bumper. It’s messing with my OCD!

@ListerLawrence @Nick89268581 Isn’t it still a V8?

@Nick89268581 I bet they’re fake

@rayontrack He also pays them to protect him, stop him from doing something stupid and ruining his future "value"

this is actually concerning lando norris management team doesn’t want him answering questions about the new 2026 regulations or his rivalry with max and george. they literally put a phone on the table so the manager could shut down the questions in real time. even when lando himself said “i’m happy to answer”, his team said “no”. since when do drivers need permission to speak about the sport they race in?🤷🏻‍♂️ this level of control is getting weird.

💥 So intense. Don’t come to Thailand ‼️ This is going viral online after a foreigner made a very strong statement about Thailand, saying: “Thailand is a scam.” In the clip, he explains: “Honestly, Thailand is a complete scam. Thailand is a total scam ❗️ Because if you go there, you’ll have the best time of your life. You’ll become the happiest you’ve ever been. You’ll forget every worry you had back home. Everything there is so cheap. The people are incredibly kind. There are endless things to do. But the biggest catch that nobody ever tells you is this... You’ll realize how depressed you feel when you have to go back home. You’ll miss Thailand so much. So consider this a warning. If your heart isn’t strong enough... don’t come!!!” facebook.com/share/p/1BJ891…

@TradeChronicle @SEANKAFOR @KobeissiLetter You gonna come back in pieces 😂😂😂

@SEANKAFOR @KobeissiLetter Imma go for a swim

BREAKING: Iran has officially rejected the US' peace proposal and sets five conditions for an end to the war. Iran's conditions include: 1. Immediate end to attacks and assassinations on Iran 2. Establishment of "concrete guarantees" against future US attacks 3. "Clear determination and guaranteed payment" for war damages 4. International recognition of Iran's "authority" over Strait of Hormuz 5. An end to the war across all fronts, including for all Iranian proxies in the region We now await a response from the US.

@roadpoliceBCH Poor Cupra

Team 4 South - South Mimms Stolen Cupra Leon from a burglary at the start of March sighted on cloned plates. Vehicle failed to stop, drove dangerously and went contraflow at one of the UK’s busiest motorway service areas. Brought to a stop using tactical contact. 2 arrested 997

@js96js96 @it_is_fareed @RexAnglorum__ But then those services would cost more

@it_is_fareed @RexAnglorum__ You’ve basically written down yourself that jobs would be paying more if we hadn’t imported all of these people who drag on the economy. Maybe they’d be paying enough that more people would be net contributors. Some of us live in places where Uber drivers aren’t migrants, btw.

Great petition. This would cost more than the UK’s entire education, transport, defense, policing, housing, environment, industry, agriculture and employment budgets combined.

@me551ah @ValtteriBottas Still on the lash after his win

@ValtteriBottas Where is Kimi?

Thank you for the lift home Toto 😀

@KarlBrophy @DublinAirport @emirates @FlySWISS @lufthansa @British_Airways @threadreaderapp roll up

@DublinAirport @emirates @FlySWISS And now the flight to Zurich been cancelled so @lufthansa have stuck me on a @British_Airways flight to London and another one on to HKG. I'm still in @DublinAirport

Was supposed to wake up on approach to Dubai.

@A1an_M More likely Steve got made redundant last year and "replaced" with AI and now their scrambling trying to work out what the AI did that's allowed this fuck up

Somewhere within the bowels of a Lloyds Banking Group office there is a greybeard IT guy (called Steve or Gary) who had been planning on retirement last year. but was persuaded to stay on because no-one else knew how everything worked, saying very loudly with a world-weary air to some senior executives with MBAs and economics degrees right now: "I told you this would happen and you didn't listen" And there are a lot of much more junior IT people running around "preponing" meetings while they "do the needful".

@Revolut Wise right now

UK. Banking. License.

@Pmkphotoworks This is not new, there’s been specific colours for each gen. The new thing was there was no “black” this year

I HAVE A THEORY. 🚨 There's a specific and strategic reason Apple chose orange as the flagship color for the iPhone 17 Pro series: to make you feel poor. Previously, the main difference between the non-Pro and Pro models was the camera module. While three lenses have always held superior social status over two, it was often difficult to differentiate the latest Pro from an older one. With the 17 Pro’s new design, not only is it easier to identify the newest model, but that bright orange makes it unmistakable. When the iPhone 18 Pro launches in the rumoured red, those with the orange 17 Pro will instantly look outdated. Many will likely buy the red 18 Pro simply to avoid the FOMO. Going forward, I expect Apple to use unique colors even more often, because people love feeling like they belong to the cool group and ultimately, that drives more sales for Apple.

@roscoeswetsuitx @WestsideLAGuy @FCC @BrendanCarrFCC HOLE RENTING 😂😂😂😂 Facts tho…

@WestsideLAGuy @FCC @BrendanCarrFCC it’s sugar dating minus the hole renting aspect this lady just a found a legal way pimp out women without them having to give up the goods

What Blaine Anderson & other matchmakers are doing is highly unethical and should be investigated by the @FCC @BrendanCarrFCC Blaine charges $15K+ for matchmaking services: setting up rich men with women who they cannot attract IRL or on apps. These women do NOT pay and hence see this as an opportunity to go on fancy dates and extract resources without having to give anything in return. After the dates, the girls tell Blaine "yeah he's a nice guy but not a romantic fit." Note that there is no refund for failure: the guys pay for a guaranteed number of first dates over a certain time period. If a guy has to pay this much money to go on dates, he has major problems he needs to address. The girls are NOT attracted to them. Blaine exploits this asymmetry, preys on the men's insecurities to make money.

@matty_brad93 @2147mill That's the one I remember. Eli lilly was the company

@2147mill Someone did the same for a pharmaceutical company saying they’re making insulin free, stock plummeted 😂

Anyone remember when Elon bought twitter and you could pay to get a blue tick for the first time Someone then made a fake Lockheed account that looked exactly the same as the real one, then tweeted something along the lines of they were stopping supplying engines to USAF - the stock then DUMPED all whilst in a massive short position Mayhem. In trying to find a tweet on it now

@SPhilip1002 @adrianfclarke ST Line X. So basic running gear with a body kit

@adrianfclarke The Mondeo and the Pulsar aren’t worth anything but a 2020 Focus ST and a DB7 together fetch about the same as a high mileage Mondial

Yes of course I’m interested in your four shitboxes, two of which have no MOT, as full payment for my Ferrari. Good grief the dreamers have arrived.

@Ebenc019 @aakashgupta

@aakashgupta So, who are they borrowing from..?

The math here is even crazier than the tweet suggests. $1 million a day since year zero = roughly $739 billion. So you’d need to do that 52 times over to reach $38 trillion. But the speed is the part nobody processes. The U.S. added $2.25 trillion in debt last year alone. That’s $8 billion per day. So the government borrows in a single day what this thought experiment spends in 8,000 days. Then there’s the interest. The U.S. will pay over $1 trillion just in interest on this debt in 2026. That means the cost of carrying the debt now exceeds the entire thought experiment. Every single year. And CBO projects that figure doubles to $2.14 trillion by 2036. Put differently: the interest payments alone will soon be growing faster than the debt was 10 years ago. The debt is a velocity problem now. And velocity problems don’t respond to the same politics as number problems.

@jamscecred @BrowsingtonB @rish_234 Because realistically what else are you doing at 3am? Baking a cake? Playing scrabble? Teaching Spanish?

@BrowsingtonB @rish_234 why are you acting like inviting someone over automatically = sex ?

invited a man over from the bars last night but explicitly said no sex. he said cool. we get to my place and he uses the bathroom for like 20 min. comes out and goes, “sorry my grandpa just died. I gotta go” and left. like what??? 😭

@monzo @wolftalkshow You’re not worried about the fraud they appear to be committing and encouraging others to commit?

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