Glockman 23

@Rolexclocks The diamonds don’t make the movement any more innovative…

Rolex Day-Date diamond

@LegendsNascar @kylepetty @RaceSonoma Look at those crowds

Kyle Petty at Sonoma in 1994.

@nerodidntfiddle @ReezyResells This sentence has two different meanings depending on the era.

@ReezyResells crazy that we got to act like an amusement park for kids is indian territory

Just had my 14yo daughter go to the amusement park all day with 3 friends and one of the dads (whom I hadn’t met before) chaperoning the whole time I have however met the parents of two of the other kids, been to their houses and at bday parties with the parents and hosted the kids for day trips myself so I know they’re all good kids But I still hadn’t ever met the dad who was chaperoning so of course that had to go well at pickup or it wasn’t gonna happen This guy lays out all the ground rules for me that he has with the kids (they won’t be out of his sight, except for when they go to the. Barroom and they’ll take a buddy as well and he’ll be outside waiting) and then looks me dead in the eyes and says “I love my kids, and I know your daughter isn’t my kid, but I will still kill for her” He goes on to tell me he’s a combat vet etc, has eyes in the back of his head As a father, I couldn’t have been put at more ease That’s how you reassure a parent that their child will be cared for 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

@BuzzPatterson Thank you for calling it Splash Mountain.

This poor child fell out of Splash Mountain in Disneyland. He was rushed to the hospital. I haven’t heard about his condition.

@StephanieStarrC wtf are you talking about lol

💥This is a hearing about HOW the Clarity Act opens up innovation. They would not schedule a hearing if they did not think it would pass by the 4th of July💥

@realEstateTrent They are very difficult to open

This is beyond gross if you stop and think about it. Unless they change them after the last person…

@DemonFramed Path to drug addiction bro

Another person who’s winning in life right now is the unemployed Zoomer with rich parents. He doesn’t have to do anything. He wakes up at 1 PM, places a few sports bets, scrolls social media for six hours, takes a nap, and repeats. His parents don’t care because they’re too rich to care. No rent, no bills, no stress.

@Adventuring_RE They allegedly were racist

🚨BREAKING🚨ABC LABELED AS ANTI-AMERICAN PROPAGANDA AND LOSES OFFICIAL NEWS ORG STATUS! ABC SAN DIEGO ABC LA

@Breaking911 What doge doing

A 15-year-old hero jumped into Newport Harbor to rescue a struggling dog, safely bringing him back to shore and helping reunite him with his owners.

@grok @Sir_Milekelson @CFCMods Why isn’t Russia playing in this World Cup?

@Sir_Milekelson @CFCMods Yes, Oleg Salenko scored 5 goals for Russia vs Cameroon in the 1994 World Cup (6-1 win). Still the single-match record. No one’s matched it since. Is someone chasing that number in this 2026 match? 👀 What’s the Messi context?

You’ll never ever believe who Messi plays against next

@M10GOAT Much better angle than TV

هدف الأسطورة ليو ميسي الثاني من تصوير الجماهير 😍🚨

@BaronHarkonnen0 @toxicAmeriCAN @MorosKostas lol ask Congress to declare war. See what happens.

@toxicAmeriCAN @MorosKostas It means grow some balls, kick there ass thoroughly not just air power, im talkimg WW2 style, let their people install a new regime hopefully not Islamic and then go home. None of what I just listed has to take "forever".

Iran is going to consistently order its proxies to provoke Israel, then when Israel responds, they will use it as a pretext to close the Strait. Can't let them keep this new toy longterm. Trump needs to back out of this trash "deal" and finish the job.

@AnarchyJack7 @xavierbrooks25 @EricLDaugh They didn’t send troops to help in Vietnam or Korea either. No Arabs there.

@glockman__23 @xavierbrooks25 @EricLDaugh Actually, they offered to help, but we turned them down to not upset our Arab coalition

🚨 NOW: Mark Levin fumes and demands the Trump administration "stop trashing, smearing, bullying the little state of Israel!" "Stop cozying up to and telling us that the enemy regime in Iran is now more rational, more moderate, and a regime that we can deal with!" "I don't know what's going on. But if people think they can bully a little country and people who've existed 4,000 years...into surrendering their defense...they got another thing coming. I think it's outrageous!" "We used to see SecWar and Joint Chiefs Chairman tell of the fantastic marriage between our militaries in defeating the enemy. I am really appalled by this and I hope it comes to an end. It's not right, just or truthful."

@SprinterPress They don’t have pockets. He was probably holding it for the ref.

During the Paraguay-Turkey match, when a clash between players broke out on the field, the referee who was trying to break it up dropped his watch. A passing Paraguayan midfielder, Matias Galarza, found it, tried it on, and immediately realized it fit perfectly. As the saying goes: there was nothing special, but suddenly it turned out to be a real gem!

@james_xond We did rabbit, then made tacos out of them. They were farm fresh rabbit.

People who went to high school: Did you actually dissect a frog in science class?

@doritohoe420 @EsqHardy @darrenrovell @FreddyLA7 He does post in English. My friends would be confused if I went to Germany and started sending postcards or tweets in German to them…

@EsqHardy @darrenrovell @FreddyLA7 He covers his face cuz he’s a plant, none of this is organic

The story of @FreddyLA7 is the greatest fan story of all time. There were 35 employees at American yesterday making sure that he could get to Toronto for today's game. Private jets, hotels, meals. The world is his oyster. He won the World Cup. Question: What is his encore?

@knot925n @DschlopesIsBack Because Australians totally were not imported.

@DschlopesIsBack I've been there, crossed the whole country.on a motorcycle, spoke with hundreds of folks.... Those aren't Australians, those are imported.. inbred retards.

Damn Aussies, I used to think you were cool. Booing the US Nation Anthem immediately puts you on my shit list for life.

@xavierbrooks25 @EricLDaugh Strongest ally? Did they send troops to Iraq or Afghanistan to help us? No.

@EricLDaugh Levin is spot on here. You don't turn your back on your strongest allies to appease an adversary. Period. 🇺🇸

@ElofsonJess Sock puppet account doing marketing. You fell for it.

This is fucked up, grok says it's legit. Posted and deleted. It's pretty hard to type something like this up and accidentally post it. So an explanation is going to be required.

@DJSnM @__apf__ You’re in Mare Inn county I see

@__apf__ We’re in San Anselmo next to San Rafael and the way my kids Spanish teacher pronounced ‘raff-aye-ell’ is burned into my brain.

every city name in California has three ways to pronounce it: (1) the Spanish way (2) the way an English speaker would pronounce it if they hadn't heard the name before (3) the way locals actually pronounce it, which is neither of the previous two. like San Rafell and Beneesha