@LuisSnuis @1classicmike @VenandrVT @blockshift758 @POCHOWEK Ah jeez luise almost like that's the entire point of this thread you fucking dunce
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~John1rb~ Gumbert
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~John1rb~ Gumbert
@John1rb
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United States Katılım Haziran 2017
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@1classicmike @VenandrVT @blockshift758 @POCHOWEK well complain to the dev about that, if they dont want to bother publishing a compiled version thats on them 🤷♂️
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@LuigiPatitucci1 @Anonymous158746 @Jay_BZ27 @YourBudTevin The bullet is already in it. That's the whole thing with blue. You trust that's half the population is gonna press blue. I don't and value my life so I'd push red.
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I’ve seen like 800 tweets about this but my simple way of thinking is:
If you choose blue, you don’t want anyone to die. It is impossible for anyone to die if you press blue.
If you choose red, you are afraid of others choosing red. The only way anyone dies at all is if you choose red.
When I read this, I actually don’t think about myself. I think about hurting the least amount of people. So I pick blue.
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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@tinysag @ramonferrandis @storiesbyjemay @pubity So what's your first sentence about. Not being pedantic just a prick?
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@ramonferrandis @storiesbyjemay @pubity I’m not being pedantic, you weirdo. This happened two years ago. They have already determined how and why the bees died.
You can be an insufferable know it all about bees but it doesn’t change what happened. And also that lady sucks. It’s her fault they died, nothing else.
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A beekeeper in Massachusetts has been arrested after unleashing an entire swarm of bees on police officers who were trying to evict an elderly cancer patient from his home.
Over 1000 bees died in the struggle, and one officer had to be hospitalized for bee-related injuries.
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@eihctuo @mothesherif @TraderJoe1999 @esjesjesj Fucking thank you what's so hard with telling. Being vague makes it seem like it's in the video
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You’re actually showing the real reason why the birth rate is low without even realizing it
kira 👾@kirawontmiss
It’s crazy how low Korea’s birth rate is when even the average woman there looks like this
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@banana3080 @discordspies So how does blue die in the original button question if this is a "accurate" analogy?
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@discordspies This is an actual accurate anology and not one weirdly framing red button as the risk factor
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This is actually a good analogy and thinking they're pressing this red button is 99% of conservative politics.
Jason Boone@shadowe_wolfe
@TheCartoonLoon That's not even close to accurate.
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@JustSumACDude @NSANiTYx @oopsallbased @Gukos1 @discordspies By voting red you lower the percentage for the other side. Causing their deaths like
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@NSANiTYx @oopsallbased @Gukos1 @discordspies You’re changing the situation, entire question, all to demonize people who you willfully choose to misunderstand.
The ENTIRE risk of death is caused by pressing blue. Red literally is the only option detached from anyone dying.
Love how you strip agency from people’s choices
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@SuperWa78680269 @oopsallbased @Harkmagic @Gukos1 @discordspies It doesn't state it directly sure. Neither does the flood the river analogy but it does it a hell of a lot better than the trolly
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@oopsallbased @Harkmagic @Gukos1 @discordspies That is factually incorrect. It never said that the red button endangers the blue people just that red is only capable of ensuring its own survival. Which I think is why so many people reinterpret it to fit their needs
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~John1rb~ Gumbert retweetledi
2022: “Stop overreacting, they won’t overturn Roe.”
They did.
2023: “Stop overreacting, they won’t let women die rather than get an abortion.”
They did.
2024: “Stop overreacting, they won’t arrest women for miscarriages.”
They did.
2025: “Stop overreacting, they won’t turn women into incubators.”
They did.
2026: “Stop overreacting, they won’t attack mifepristone.”
They did, today.
Now: “Stop overreacting, they won’t go after birth control next.”
They will.
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@o_sneedy @davedevadave Picking blue doesn't kill anyone. Rather you win woohoo no one dies, or ya dead :/ red either way you live but if you win, innocent people are killed
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okay, this allegory is scarily accurate LMAOOO
Terminally Online Leftist 🥂@terminallyOL
give it up already
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@theramblingfool @Suhtiwdog Teach your kid not to drown themselves, you psychopath. Stop asking random people to gamble their lives for the kid you failed to raise. Take some responsibility for God's sake. Be a man. jfc
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Every Pro-red argument:
(1) Cynicism: "It's impossible for blue to win. Don't be suicidal."
(2) Narcissism: "There is no downside to pressing red."
(3) Changing the hypo: "Babies don't count. That'd be stupid! So there's a blender..."
(4) Psychopathy: "Blue pressers deserve to die."
(5) General poor analytic reasoning: "If everyone just pressed red!"
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@Jantiennepien @theramblingfool @Suhtiwdog It said everyone. Takes the vote. Seems you bombed the... idk sex quiz
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@theramblingfool @Suhtiwdog 3. The whole baby thing is made up afterwards.
5. I don't care about saving you if you get the choice to save yourself and you don't. Own fault.
Kind regards, sexbomb Jantien
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Last night, Israeli forces intercepted and boarded a humanitarian aid flotilla bound for Gaza in international waters off the coast of Greece — unlawfully detaining more than 175 people, including several New Yorkers.
My team has been in direct contact with State and Federal partners as we work to confirm the whereabouts and conditions of these New Yorkers.
This is a brazen violation of international law. Those detained must be released.
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@V35000 @micah_erfan It isn't fair youre right. Need to be more like Florida and give Republicans even less representation
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There are 11 (soon to be 14) Republican states with 0 Democrats in Congress.
Even by your own metric, your party is dramatically worse.
David Burke 🇺🇸@ConservativeTht
Dear Democrats whining about Democracy: please explain to America how, out of 21 Congressional seats representing the 6 New England states, there are ZERO Republican Representatives, even though 40% of the electorate are registered Republicans, 48% in New Hampshire alone?
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@Rogerdo200 @darryn_briggs @LawHerzog Democrats have historically tried to ban gerrymandering what in the dog fetch bone world are you in
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@darryn_briggs @LawHerzog You do realize ending gerrymandering would cost democrats everything they have worked for right? Without it they would never win again.
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~John1rb~ Gumbert retweetledi
Oh? Y'all thought fascism was playing? You thought white supremacy was playing?
WHY do you think DEI was dismantled? Why do you think they don't want history taught?
WHAT did you think MAGA meant? What did you think Project 2025 meant?
It *ALWAYS* meant Jim Crow.
NewsWire@NewsWire_US
Supreme Court Voting Rights Act Ruling Opens Door for Southern States to Redraw Maps, Dismantle Majority-Black Districts
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@sergeanttheodor @CameronCorduroy Republicans have historically voted against banning gerrymandering. Texas started this charade
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@CameronCorduroy That’s because democrats are trying to use their urban influence to control the entire state.
Look at the way these districts insist on touching the city:
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hey man quick question, how come every major city is located right on the corners of these districts?
Smirkley@Smirkley
Potential Republican gerrymandering vs Democrat gerrymandering is hilarious.
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@Zachary27636551 @dead_baseball It's no longer a physiological hypothetical when you drastically change it from "save other" to "no chance, you die"
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@dead_baseball At a certain point fucking sucks to suck infants and kids participating in this game but we ain’t hitting 99% blue anymore than we hitting 100% red so basically at that point got cut my losses and be ready to attend many babies funerals
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People argue blue because reaching a 50% threshold is easier to reach that a 100% threshold. Completely changing the percentage thresholds materially changes the rationale for voting blue.
Sword Master Publications@SwordMasterPub
RE: Red button vs blue button. Change the percentage from 50% to 99%. If 99% of the people press blue, then everyone is saved. If you press red you are saved no matter what. See how that affects your personal decision and the outcome of the poll.
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~John1rb~ Gumbert retweetledi
@lynxmadonna @Kyru117 @mexirican_t @margeemargz @blckbrdquitter @MedievalTimes Next time dont be a condescending dick and maybe your mom would love you
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@Kyru117 @mexirican_t @margeemargz @blckbrdquitter @MedievalTimes Who cares how nice someone is? Youre just upset that you support shitty people and instead of admitting you made a mistake youre lashing out. Next time say "I didn't know they busted unions ill stop going there" and move on.
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@Kilian_1997_ @jrpfor3 @SnartLaLick @Mccoy_Labadsy No fucking shit in a real scenario everyone would be pissed at the examiner. But this isn't a real life scenario. It's a hypothetical. Self preservation does run deep in humans. It mostly comes out when there's visible risk not worded risk
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@jrpfor3 @SnartLaLick @Mccoy_Labadsy You putting the blame on red voters rather than whatever power is forcing this choice under threat of death is the issue.
Also most bluers are lying, they would vote red if this was real.
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