Austin Riediger

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Austin Riediger

@AustinRiediger

the Solow Paradox, personified

Sibley, IA เข้าร่วม Ekim 2015
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Austin Riediger
Austin Riediger@AustinRiediger·
@CartoonsHateHer @finitecosine I think you can see weight in the face, and for most people the only way to avoid that is to weigh less. There are some who can get away with it regardless!
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Cartoons Hate Her!
Cartoons Hate Her!@CartoonsHateHer·
@finitecosine Yeah, kinda, it's like "Why are gay men and fashion designers making women think being skinny is attractive when men obviously prefer (insert genetically blessed woman with 0.0001% fat distribution)"
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Cartoons Hate Her!
Cartoons Hate Her!@CartoonsHateHer·
I understand wanting to push back against edtwt stuff, but there's this pervasive belief on here that every woman would just look like Kat Dennings if she gained weight, and like, no.
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Austin Riediger@AustinRiediger·
@DaveIst3D @CombatSleeping @mikenelson586 that's a bunch of cope. Maris played 161 games, had 61 HRs in 698 PAs, Judge played 157 games and had 62 HRs in 696 PAs, there is now way to claim Maris record was somehow more "pure"
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Dave (On-On)
Dave (On-On)@DaveIst3D·
@CombatSleeping @mikenelson586 Fun fact: Maris didn’t hit his 1st HR until game 11 that season. He hit 61 in a 151 game span. Last HR was last game of year. 162 game season. Still needed an extended season to beat Ruth. He did it in 151 games Judge hit 61 in 155 games
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Simon Sarris
Simon Sarris@simonsarris·
@_eleanorina oh I agree with you, but most(?) Americans just stuff things into the machine and press dry
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Austin Riediger@AustinRiediger·
@dugmartsch @Eric_Erins I mean the nice thing about the strategy is you can always go get a job and make more money if you choose to tho? Especially if you are perfectly healthy in your 50/60s, whats the big deal
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strangehours
strangehours@dugmartsch·
@Eric_Erins That fire guy saving 70% of his salary realizing he’s gonna live a healthy life to 150
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Austin Riediger
Austin Riediger@AustinRiediger·
@CoachPapaJohn i think average value of contracts is a dumb way to look at players, but fwiw, some positions you can get in free agency and some you can't. If you need a qb, you need to draft that guy, good ones don't leave town. If you need a running back, great ones are available all the time
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Coach Papa John
Coach Papa John@CoachPapaJohn·
The whole positional value debate being rehashed every year is insane because it really feels like literally no one is arguing in good faith about how the game of football has swung to the other end of the pendulum in terms of valuing spine as much as perimeter
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Austin Riediger@AustinRiediger·
@CharlesWil45341 @Vidor1 @DastDn i mean the war *wasn't* lost, main land france was lost. The allies were still in the war, and the french could have fought on (and many rightly did!)
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Charles Wilson
Charles Wilson@CharlesWil45341·
@Vidor1 @DastDn For what, realizing the war was lost and doing the right thing by trying to get a peace negotiated?
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LoLNothingMatters
France gets a lot of (unfair but deeply entertaining) shit for its rapid surrender in WW2, when instead it should be mocked for mythologizing the practically non-existent "La Resistance" during the occupation.
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Austin Riediger@AustinRiediger·
@BenjaminSolak nah that Iowa DE we picked and hoped would lean to rush the passer, is what it is
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Benjamin Solak@BenjaminSolak·
Next Ben Stats: Jadarian Price might be the first ever first round pick with zero career college starts
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Austin Riediger@AustinRiediger·
@Devin_J_Monahan they've fired more 4 stars in the last 2 years than all of post-ww2 history combined. While losing a war for no reason
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Devin Monahan
Devin Monahan@Devin_J_Monahan·
In the middle of a war is actually an extremely normal time to fire senior war-leaders. During peace-time, the rot builds up. Once the rubber hits the road, you pretty quickly start to see who doesn't have what it takes. It's finding who does have it that's the trouble.
Sarah Longwell@SarahLongwell25

We’re in the middle of a pretty important naval blockade standoff with a country we’ve threatened to destroy, so it seems like a weird time for the Secretary of the Navy to abruptly depart. And by “weird” I mean, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

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ifindmidwits@ifindmidwits·
@jmhorp The average IQ of a college student is barely above gen pop. Public school teachers are not any impressive, or more “qualified” to teach children. Children believe just about anything no matter who it comes from.
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Austin Riediger
Austin Riediger@AustinRiediger·
@michaelhammond_ @TourSwingsTommy the pros actually have some of the most simple building block swings you can have. Most ams have like four minor things in their swing that are wrong, and then add like 3 more things to compensate for those
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Michael Hammond
Michael Hammond@michaelhammond_·
@TourSwingsTommy Amateurs shouldn’t emulate anything from PGA or LPGA players. Shoot your own shot.
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Austin Riediger@AustinRiediger·
@Grey_Athena also, we did learn from it! Notice how the carriers are *not* in the Persian gulf where they might get sunk. Riper could have used all the cheats he wanted and still lose if you just use tankers and send the carrier planes in from further away!
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Austin Riediger
Austin Riediger@AustinRiediger·
@stopdropnskank @MostCrucified i mean you don't have to. But then again Robb doesn't make a lot of very good political decisions lol, he's like if Hannibal had no sense of the divisions of Italian society at all
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scoob@MostCrucified·
robb stark made the classic mistake of forgetting his best friend was his fathers hostage it happens to the best of us
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Austin Riediger@AustinRiediger·
@romlib_ losing elections is good for podcasters and streamers, so i think their incentives aren't the same as ours
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Austin Riediger
Austin Riediger@AustinRiediger·
@headwaysmatter @aarmlovi @captgouda24 @CartoonsHateHer yes you are? Like if i hedge my corn at 5 dollar futures, and corn runs to 7 bucks, yes i have the ability to exit my futures position and sell the cash market, but i have occurred very real costs to do so! Compared to a scenario where i had not hedged that corn
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Nicholas Decker
Nicholas Decker@captgouda24·
Latest @CartoonsHateHer continuing to support my impression that the world of the monogamites is greedy, grasping, and cruel.
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