Christopher Haberman

Ok people, who wants to change someone’s life through the kindness of strangers today? My friend Dawn shared that a coworker carrying a heavy caregiving load is in desperate need of help for rent and a car payment. Her second job is DoorDash, so this is incredibly important.

@inlanddefense @JasonCooper22 @C_nrad @jswir @papavaritis @rtlcactus @SFlipp @1967mustangman @AviWoolf @generasputin @yellojkt @desertcran @j1ri_ @minglu778 @BrianCerv1 @GrillBoyCecil @adamsolo @BlackGuelph @TtoEtoC @homanclature @ProfessorSturge @mjmcin @StolenMonkey86 @AdamMDG @laceltris @VictorinoMatus @ofIngleside @ADLouisUSA @KevinPinball @SonnyBunch @Subbeaconfan @favourite_uncle @AnikVJoshi @TheCountingChef @hoos30 @_jatkinson @SSEUPodcast @shannon_last @carmella_nicole @HaikuJonah @mabowes402 @JVLast @Lowes Poor Lowe’s? Let them figure out how to deliver a dishwasher, and then we’ll let them out.

@JasonCooper22 @C_nrad @jswir @papavaritis @rtlcactus @SFlipp @1967mustangman @AviWoolf @generasputin @yellojkt @desertcran @j1ri_ @minglu778 @BrianCerv1 @GrillBoyCecil @adamsolo @BlackGuelph @TtoEtoC @homanclature @ProfessorSturge @mjmcin @StolenMonkey86 @AdamMDG @laceltris @VictorinoMatus @ofIngleside @ADLouisUSA @KevinPinball @SonnyBunch @Subbeaconfan @favourite_uncle @c_haberman @AnikVJoshi @TheCountingChef @hoos30 @_jatkinson @SSEUPodcast @shannon_last @carmella_nicole @HaikuJonah @mabowes402 @JVLast @Lowes Poor Lowes stuck in the Megathread.

Me: “Can you please print this black and white document?” My printer: “Whilst my cyan is depleted? Are you insane?”

Shai getting ready for Game 2 tonight.

I miss old lineup construction: 1. Fastest player 2. Bat control guy (he sucks) 3. Best all-around hitter 4. Best power hitter 5. Lumbering power or bust hitter 6. High-OBP guy who leads off now 7. Bad switch hitter 8. Catcher 9. Gold Glove defender (-5 DRS, can't hit)

Julius Randle with a full shot clock

@3YearLetterman Says the guy who probably played duck, duck, goose as a kid.

God I hate Minnesotans so fucking much

me: you need to listen to the decemberists i promise its not like all the stereotypes about them. they’re a really incredible band the decemberists:

Before google maps you just had a buddy in another car who said “follow me” then proceeded to run a late yellow at the next intersection.

I have a sports statistic to share

The record for most MLB seasons stealing at least one base without being caught at all is held by Greg Maddux with 10 and I'm completely serious.

This seems like an open and shut case, but it actually took weeks for local detectives to piece together the clues.

Cars ride at Disneyland includes a pre-Unification map of Italy, suggesting that Guido and Luigi are Neapolitan reactionaries who oppose the Risorgimento, presumably led by Caribaldi

A witch decided to do an experiment and try Jesus out. She wasn't expecting what happened next.

MLB owners: we need to appeal to young people Rob Manfred:

Flight attendant: Do we have a doctor on board Me: I have a PhD in mathematics Flight attendant: one passenger is having a heart attack and one passenger is having an asthma attack Me: (nodding) that makes two

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Que risa que James Cameron gastó un trillon de dólares en Avatar y nadie jamás empatizó con esos humanoides azules y los directores de Proyect Hail Mary logaron una piedra-araña-alien sin cara por la cual recibirias un tiro