Christopher Haberman

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Christopher Haberman

Christopher Haberman

@c_haberman

Anglican priest. Advocate. Arts & outdoors enthusiast. Fan of all things Minnesota. Where is my pen? I had one right here. It was just here.

Katılım Eylül 2014
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Shannon Last
Shannon Last@shannon_last·
Ok people, who wants to change someone’s life through the kindness of strangers today? My friend Dawn shared that a coworker carrying a heavy caregiving load is in desperate need of help for rent and a car payment. Her second job is DoorDash, so this is incredibly important.
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
Me: “Can you please print this black and white document?” My printer: “Whilst my cyan is depleted? Are you insane?”
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HeroOfTheDay
HeroOfTheDay@Hero_OfThe_Day·
Shai getting ready for Game 2 tonight.
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Jacob
Jacob@AndThatsBB·
I miss old lineup construction: 1. Fastest player 2. Bat control guy (he sucks) 3. Best all-around hitter 4. Best power hitter 5. Lumbering power or bust hitter 6. High-OBP guy who leads off now 7. Bad switch hitter 8. Catcher 9. Gold Glove defender (-5 DRS, can't hit)
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Nate
Nate@Tallsdurf·
Julius Randle with a full shot clock
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do you feel like you’re a part of it?
me: you need to listen to the decemberists i promise its not like all the stereotypes about them. they’re a really incredible band the decemberists:
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Bummer T. Vibes, Esq
Bummer T. Vibes, Esq@VibesBummer·
Before google maps you just had a buddy in another car who said “follow me” then proceeded to run a late yellow at the next intersection.
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Rodger Sherman
Rodger Sherman@rodger·
I have a sports statistic to share
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Wolf of X
Wolf of X@WolfofX·
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Codify
Codify@CodifyBaseball·
The record for most MLB seasons stealing at least one base without being caught at all is held by Greg Maddux with 10 and I'm completely serious.
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Scott Lincicome
Scott Lincicome@scottlincicome·
This seems like an open and shut case, but it actually took weeks for local detectives to piece together the clues.
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Liam
Liam@LegoRacers2·
Cars ride at Disneyland includes a pre-Unification map of Italy, suggesting that Guido and Luigi are Neapolitan reactionaries who oppose the Risorgimento, presumably led by Caribaldi
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🄴🄻ϻ🄴🅁 🄵µ🄳🄳 ✝️
A witch decided to do an experiment and try Jesus out. She wasn't expecting what happened next.
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Julian Baron
Julian Baron@JulianTBaron·
MLB owners: we need to appeal to young people Rob Manfred:
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Math Files
Math Files@Math_files·
Flight attendant: Do we have a doctor on board Me: I have a PhD in mathematics Flight attendant: one passenger is having a heart attack and one passenger is having an asthma attack Me: (nodding) that makes two
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T. Becket Adams
T. Becket Adams@BecketAdams·
*beneath*
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Martin
Martin@_martinbh·
Que risa que James Cameron gastó un trillon de dólares en Avatar y nadie jamás empatizó con esos humanoides azules y los directores de Proyect Hail Mary logaron una piedra-araña-alien sin cara por la cual recibirias un tiro
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